If it's a foul, it's a foul*, but at least make it consistent? *It was not a foul.

Unless you work in customer service (and sometimes even then), you should absolutely be matching the energy of the sender when replying to emails.

Apologies for any inconvenience and disappointment this may cause.

@ AI: Make a video of me jumping to my death from the tottenham hotspur stadium.

Stranger Things superfans 🤝 Taylor Swift superfans The Duffer Brothers didn't ruin Stranger Things, the absolutely insane fandom did.

Darts this year have been stunning 💅

Sensational darts 🎯

Cullen scurrying away when Mensur walked towards him is comedy gold 🎻

"it's okay if the only thing you did this year is survived." Yeah for sure, but to all those people who achieved what they wanted and then some? Shout it from the rooftops my dude! Celebrate your successes, don't be shy.

Fourth cold/flu/COVID situation of the year, surely it's only up from here 🙏

My toes have curled inside themselves wtf is this shit hahah 💀

https://t.co/bODX1tNK59

Wasting the plotline of Saw X is sacrilege.

Alexa, play I Miss You by Blink 182.

i’m starting a rumor

Vicario running like one of the kids in Weapons

There isn't a single skateboarder with a standard name

Vicario heard you all chatting shit about him 👀

too many words on slides, no eye contact with audience, just reading from the powerpoint, volume too low, etc.

Joe Wicks is the reason we need to stop making dumb people famous.