I can’t get over Iowa and LSU facing each other in the women’s national championship game…a tale of 2 cultures 😂😭

Things I know at 31 that would have changed my life at 21:

what i do on the calculator app is between me And God

People think they’re performing stand up when it’s time to write a Venmo description

my spotify when i feel the slightest hint of warm weather

stfu before I open a nature valley bar on ur bed

I really spent the last 6 months of 2020 pulling myself out of the mud. Props to everyone that stuck it out with me because ya girl was not the person or friend I wanted to be.

When you’re making a charcuterie board and remember he didn’t text you back

Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

I’m ready for these new songs to clap y’all’s ear cheeks

Can we normalize shutting the fuck up instead of saying shit you don’t mean

not a day goes by that I don’t think about you yes, i’m talking about Turnpike Troubadours

2020 really taught me to appreciate the little things in life and I’m thankful for that

Ahhh yes

Kids will be like "How do you think you're gonna die" and then do a cartwheel

My Dad getting choked up during buckle ceremonies will never not be absurd to me. This man didn’t even cry the day I was born.