If you crash tonight doing donuts in a parking lot, that’s between you and Jesus. We’re tired.

Wondering if this was true so I asked my husband what he got prescribed when he had his wisdom teeth taken out and he said Percocet. I was told to take 800 mg as needed. Same dentist and mine was impacted. Damn.

#Survivor Karla to Cassidy

today is my birthday!! id love it if you could retweet my art as a gift 🖤

Heaven. #WhiteSox PC: @emilytolan

captive white dragon

Editing the Editing Oscar winner's speech.

Tiny versions of my favorite Editing books 📚 #PostChat

There's one more medalist on this podium! When Austria's Carina Edlinger and her guide Josef Lorenz were awarded their Paralympic bronze medals, Edlinger took out a medal from her pocket to give to her guide dog, Riley. @Paralympics | #WinterParalympics

🧵 This short thread explains how you can access BBC News World Service live news updates in Ukraine and Russia 👇 You can listen online 📱: https://t.co/ZpQiRUoNHP (1/4)

The BBC is bringing back shortwave radio broadcasts to counter censorship and disinformation in Russia and Ukraine. @DavidWStupples explains.

A Writing Prompt #2 Kill something you didn't know was alive. Solve the mystery. https://t.co/kty9eK62Eb

“Spotify’s down? What am I supposed to listen to now?“ Women, my brother.

https://t.co/VMtAc7rUZ6

Enjoyed The Batman *but* was distracted by the constant presence of the Batman Calzony. It’s in EVERY scene. More than once, Batman ignores a crime because he’s “busy calzonin’”. Pattinsons gruff Batman voice made worse by his mouth constantly being full of marina and pepperoni.

yo who made this LMAOOO

Rapidly evolving news about Ukraine can be tricky to navigate. That's why we made the latest Breaking News Consumer’s Handbook. Read it here ⬇️

When they said “History repeats itself,” I wasn’t expecting all of the twentieth century in two years.