New Year's resolution: live life more like Phil Dunphy

I genuinely love Spotify wrapped because I find myself so very interesting! Thanks Barbra Streisand for spending 303 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to My Man. #SpotifyWrapped

Today is the day that will forever be remembered as “the day I checked my Twitter notifications and saw that THE @TSpencerNairn followed me!!!” I am such a fan and you just made my entire week!!

Stop saying it’s a “dark chapter” in Canada’s history. Genocide is the main fucking plot in Canada’s history. And it continues today.

“Smuggled Indonesian orangutans fly home from Thailand” The weird part is, I didn’t even know orangutans could fly??

“Santa takes a back seat to COVID-19 vaccine, UPS, FedEx officials say” When reached for comment, Santa Claus didn’t say much, other than that he had two more names to add to his “naughty list”

RT if you made it through high school without murdering

Telling individuals to seek help, when the only help available will either call the cops or rely on psychiatric confinement is not only incredibly paternalistic, it has the potential for so much violence.

Some actionables for suicide prevention month other than telling indvls to seek help: 1) provide living wages for workers, caregivers, and disabled people 2)Provide housing + cancel rent ; 3) Pharmacare; 4) Decriminalize drugs; 5) Invest in alternative to the carceral state

Ontarians: Retweet if you are not a teacher but you support teachers and their unions as they fight to make schools safe for kids and staff. They need us loud! They are fighting for all of us right now. Thank you! #ETFO #SafeSeptember #onted

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own. ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR

Band geeks rise up

“YoU’Re RUinInG PeoPLE’s LiVeS” No. Lives are SAVED when a bigoted person does not become a lawyer, doctor, judge, etc. We can no longer allow racists to hold any position of power.