just a couple descendants of wolves, questioning their lives.

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

does anyone i know work at @instagram ? i’m having a technical issue (all my posts are out of order) and it appears that it’s only happening to me, and not a common bug.

i’m panicking yall- i’m scrambling to fall in love rn before taylor swift drops her next album so i can relate and properly vibe to it.

reba mcentire’s song “fancy” told us that they’re sex trafficking their own kids in small towns. but jason aldean didn’t mention that one…?

if i was on that submarine, you better believe i’d have murdered everyone else by now to buy myself another week of oxygen. 💁‍♀️

selling stuff on facebook marketplace is just replying “yep” 700 times when people ask “is this still available?” until you’re fed up and you just donate it.

ronald from jury duty, if you see this please come date me. i love you.

BREAKING: Nashville's city council reinstates Justin Jones, a Tennessee House representative ousted last week for taking part in a gun control rally.

happy easter from my little bunnies 🥕🐣

She’s in Paris. She’s a criminal. She’s being apologized to by Phoebe Bridgers, and she has recently made headlines for smooching Harry Styles. Turn a corner lately, or turn on a TV, and there she is: Emily. https://t.co/naPQq272TZ

The new Tornado Watch just issued is a "Particularly Dangerous Situation" (PDS). These PDS Tornado Watches are *rare* and alarming. Concern is the line with an ETA 10-11 PM, and also the potential for supercells to develop and arrive *before* 10 PM. We're on it. / 605 PM

‘letter to an old poet’ on the new @xboygeniusx album ruined my life

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i just now learned that the lyrics in cruel summer are “he looks up grinning like a devil” instead of “he looks so pretty like a devil” this revelation has truly rocked my afternoon.

BREAKING: Nashville officials are treating "multiple patients" after an "active shooter event" at a Nashville elementary school. Police say the shooter has been killed. https://t.co/5cgpQMnvRD

i made this with all the fast food condiments i could find in nashville. https://t.co/JXW4BzCDWw stay saucy

Over 112,000 NES meters without power right now, which ranks in the top 3 in my memory. This'll take time to fix. Remember, treat blank traffic lights like 4 way stops, be patient, take care of neighbors and vulnerable folks. Share resources. Nashville, let's do what we do.

where do people in new york, or other densely populated cities, who don’t own cars and have super close neighbors... where do y’all go when you need to just scream?

i’m in my flop era.