Make sure you're recycling right, Chicago. Take a spin through your handy household guide, available in both English and Español. https://t.co/s9O9MlDZy5 #chicago #recycling

There’s still time to #compost that tree, #Chicago! We know it’s hard to say goodbye.🥺⁣ https://t.co/MvYcSoJD2C

what if the national anthem was “everytime we touch” by cascada? I would like that

Me: I’m not gonna take on a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty. 3 beers later:

Almost forgot 😅

1/ President Trump, who never served in the military, canceled a 2018 visit to a cemetery where American troops are buried, saying: “Why should I go to that cemetery? It’s filled with losers.”

For the struggling Inntertown Pub, a temporary beer garden would be a "lifeline" — but the city won't issue a permit, the owner says. https://t.co/16PfjLtbj9

The sound of Jello being shredded is definately not what I was expecting ...

“Fewer than 200 polling places will be open for voters in Kentucky’s primary Tuesday, down from 3,700 in a typical election year.”

I don't know who needs to hear this, but refusing to disclose the corporations receiving $500,000,000,000 in taxpayer-funded bailouts is just about as corrupt as it gets.

57 Officers just quit on their city because justice was given to a 75 year old man.

Just about an hour ago, police officers shove man in Niagara Square to the ground (WARNING: Graphic). Video from: @MikeDesmondWBFO

The video is clear: Ahmaud Arbery was killed in cold blood. My heart goes out to his family, who deserve justice and deserve it now. It is time for a swift, full, and transparent investigation into his murder.

the problem with working from home

When people ask me what I miss most about life before quarantine:

If you're going to the hospital for a covid-19 test make sure you bring with you a valid form of identification along with a printout of your IMDB page and/or your Basketball Reference stats

Experts recommend keeping your daily rituals even while working from home.

turtles are so dumb lmao

me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy