Is this thing still on?

Still accurate. Oh, HI TWITTER.

A couple weeks ago I joined the group on a visit to the City of Hope. It was quite a sobering experience to read all the wishes left behind from patients and their families, those who…

I'm doing a thing. And you should help me... https://t.co/eWJqGszCrD #cityofhope #fundraiser #fuckcancer #donate #cycling #SFtoLA

Precious Moments. That’s some real 90’s shit right there.

#DXP #DXPlatform #digitalexperienceplatform #DCGreport

Spotted in Bogotoa airport... Drew Carey. What?

For Valentine’s Day I got a pat down at #LAX. Thanks, roboarm!

Ladies and drags- how does one make walking in heels look so effortless? I feel like by age 30 I should not look like a newborn giraffe trying to figure out what its legs are. #Help

Just bought tix to see Groundhogs Day on Groundhogs Day at the @aerotheatre. #BillMurray, lmk if you need me to pick you up one. I gotchu.

.@WPP features @Just_Clarity's announcement: @cognifide have been singled out as the best-rated #AEM implementation partner globally. https://t.co/Lcfv8ngO8r

Please consider sponsoring the first conference dedicated solely to Adrenal Insufficiency. Watch to learn why we need your help. #adrenlinsufficiency

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't. But I'm posting this anyway cuz Twitter told me to. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Help my friend <3 Edie's Recovery Fund

My girl.

It's Saturday. Regrets are for weekdays and reply all emails.

equal love for the other 3 members of "growing up sucks" @arroyojohn + 2 non-tweeters.

Testing 1, 2, 2017.... @arroyojohn

Me right now. #gradlife