yanqing with blade: i’m going to arrest you
yanqing with kafka: i’m going to arrest you
yanqing with silver wolf: you’re pardoned because otherwise no one would play roblox with me
yanqing with elio: i’m going to arrest you
silver wolf: please drop a kin list before interacting with me
blade: i am 800+ years old
blade:
blade: that wei wuxian guy
silver wolf:
silver wolf: i know a good psychologist
jing yuan: yanqing mastered the sword and is the youngest lieutenant in xianzhou history
yukong: tingyun made ties all over the galaxy and is set to inherit the sky faring commission when i retire
blade: silver wolf…
blade: silver wolf hit 1 million damage with her seele
interesting to me that the mc is chasing a stellaron hunter for their past (kafka) while dan heng runs away from a stellron hunter and his past (blade)
guys i’m begging you to call honkai star rail hsr or star rail because the honkai fandom has been using “honkai” for a very long time and it will just be confusing for both fandoms
what if they were all wlw romance and bronya was giggling kicking her feet thinking that she’s given seele the hint but instead seele is just not equipped to deal with literature
jingliu and blade being of the path of destruction is so funny when you remember that the destruction path’s gameplay is focused on survival and both of them are seemingly mara struck immortals
silver wolf: so it started with this guy named william afton who makes these things called—
kafka: bladie, if you will.
blade, covering silver wolf’s mouth with his hand: yes lady kafka
elio: now to continue with this meeting
blade: stop licking me silver wolf that won’t work
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they really put in all that effort to design and introduce characters only to add them to acheron’s list of victims like i wonder who the developers favor here guys
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oomf once said that seele is looking up at bronya in the overworld while bronya looks down at seele’s carefree lifestyle with jealousy and i have not stopped thinking about it since
elio: so the stellaron hunters are running out of funds
blade: don’t worry. i have an idea.
(at the luofu)
blade: jing yuan i demand child support for our totally real and legitimate child silver wolf. silver wolf say hi to your other dad
silver wolf: hi other dad
jing yuan:
everything they say about each other is so contradictory. kafka greets the astral express with a “long time no see” but seemingly doesn’t know himeko. himeko is rumored to have several encounters with kafka but says she’s only seen her face on wanted posters. what’s going on now
people saying that acheron is purposefully putting black swan through the horrors confuse me. her memories are just Like That i’m afraid. she’s giggling and kicking her feet unaware that black swan was exposed to the eldritch horror that is her mind.
silver wolf: i’m trans
elio: with that name?
blade: i’m trans
elio: would you like to state that on record for our company’s diversity initiative?
kafka: i’m trans
elio: CONGRATS KAFKA 🎊🎉🏳️⚧️🎊🎉🎊🏳️⚧️ THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME 🎉🎊🏳️⚧️🎉🎊🏳️⚧️
sam: i’m trans
elio: who are you
i love how silver wolf is looks like she’s from the cyberpunk genre, blade looks like he’s from a xianxia drama, kafka looks like she’s from a noir film, and now we have sam, who looks like they’re from a gundam anime
these three’s relationship with destiny is so interesting. himeko is firm on continuing her journey out of her own free will, fu xuan tried to outrun the tragic fate foretold to her only to end up fulfilling it, while kafka herself simply believes in it and is indifferent to it
hsr leaks
losing my shit over the fact that every other cat except for blade’s has light in there eyes and blade’s cat is just soullessly staring into the void
yanqing: general why are you crying
jing yuan: silver wolf…sent me something…
yanqing: what, did she say something mean? i’ll fight her
jing yuan: no. look.
yanqing: that’s just a picture of a cat hugging a kitten.
jing yuan: BUT LOOK BELOW. SHE SAID THAT IT’S ME AND HER.