Aakash Gote
@elsrinius
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Professional Kai'Sa lover. Sufferer of Mumbai Indians and Real Madrid. Self proclaimed expert on economics, civics, geopolitics and street Chinese cuisine.
मुंबई, महाराष्ट्र
Joined March 2018
Imagine a "get out of jail free" card winning a Europa League to take you back into the CL after a catastrophic PL season...and then giving that opportunity for a hard reset to the Brentford manager lol. Club deserves everything it's getting right now. Unambitious as always.
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“Who should replace Frank?” Personally, I don’t really care as long as they: -Play attacking football -Stick to their principles -Connect with fans -Trust young players -Win things -Have a beautiful Aussie accent -Say ‘mate’ a lot -Always win trophies in their second season
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What a low-life scum you are, Nalini. You met a school friend after 10 years, and the first thing you asked her was about her job just to judge her and pass comments. Did you tell her about your failed cooking career and that you do engagement farming on X for Elonbucks?
Yesterday, I met my school friend after almost 10 years. I asked: What do you do? She said: I’m in government service. I asked: What service? She replied: Surveyor in SMC I said Then why are you calling it a service? It’s just a job like any other. You go to the office, get a
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"in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, i'd find you and i'd choose you"
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The indian army is basically the hindu army see their war cry there is no place for christian and muslims in the indian army that's why indian muslims avoid the joining the indian armed forces.
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Yep, another aspect of history that people re-write. This time last year Ange was smacking City 4-0 at the Etihad, United 3-0 at Old Trafford Circus injury crisis from Dec-March, the squad couldn't cope. He then focused on winning the EL because that was what mattered.
After 13 league games this season under Thomas Frank: 10th place, 18 points After 13 league games last season under Ange Postecoglou: 7th place, 20 points 🪞
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Has a single one of these people ever actually done anything or is it just for headline bait
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Do they not realize how easy it is to pirate music
Major record labels are reportedly pressuring Spotify, Apple Music, and other streaming services to raise subscription prices, saying current rates haven’t kept up with inflation, according to Financial Times.
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i hate when i want to know what a book is about and it just says quotes and accolades on the back 😭
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Sorry Neha but it's feminists like you who are a BLOT. You cry when women are body-shamed but you take pride in doing the same to men. You cry when a man cheats but call it empowerment when a woman cheats. You cry independence but beg for maintenance. List is too long dodo
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>woman complaining about male centered fanservice >look inside >Leon Kenneddy goonette every single time
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🤣 even Indian sepoys aren't as bad as this one. Absolute slave mentality.
I hate when Asians do this shit, we’re supposed to be the one demographic that doesn’t bitch about representation and doesn’t victimize every 10 seconds. Fuck this nigga.
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Hasan Piker in 7th is just ridiculous
Top 100 Most Influential Persons in History 1. Jesus 2. Napoleon 3. Muhammad 4. William Shakespeare 5. Abraham Lincoln 6. George Washington 7. Adolf Hitler 8. Aristotle 9. Alexander the Great 10. Thomas Jefferson 11. Henry VIII of England 12. Charles Darwin 13. Elizabeth I of
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Enemies of progress are always within us
Dawg we will have a chernobyl that makes soviet mismanagement seem trivial and our news channels will pretend nothing happened at all
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I think what made that video so ragingly effective is that the majority of condescending, smug femscolds I’ve ever met have a very similar facial phenotype to this.
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Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth would pay £3.
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🚨 Laporta: “At Elche, Real Madrid scored two goals to be clearly disallowed”. “Bellingham touches the ball with his arm in the first one… and in the other Vinicius breaks Iñaki's nose”. “Without those two goals, Barça would be leading the League”.
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how the fuck does yamal sneak himself into these genuinely asking
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