Ellen
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my cat is sectarian and my car is a snail - northern irish - my book: https://t.co/qt3RXfutU8 - @thegoodcatboy's mother. 🐌 snail van: https://t.co/CLoLBUp0pZ
Joined April 2008
Woman opposite me is T9 texting on a flip phone at the speed of sound. To see a traditional skill, a near-lost art like that demonstrated with such virtuoso takes the breath away.
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god i love the ireland school of motoring logo that's just our beautiful island as a guy left foot braking with his peanits out
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this is what british transphobes are seething about today btw. it's an alien mascot for a library. look at their little library card
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look at this big fella who was trying to break into my apartment last night
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hi twitter! what do you think of my really nice son called bilbo
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retweet if you're exhausted or you think my cat's feet are neat
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consider this a warning.
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since when does a self diagnosis of depression get you access to "mental health benefits" in the uk.
🚨 NEW: Former Prime Minister Tony Blair says Brits should stop self-diagnosing themselves with depression as the UK can’t afford the ‘spiralling mental health benefits bill’. [@LBCNews].
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i think he feels threatened by something so orange, being so orange himself
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britain is impressively committed to taking every self-imposed L possible these days. finally an end to the brussels tyranny of USB-C standardisation!!!
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anti trans comics are the funniest shit out there, brb on my way down to the gender pHARMacy
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he insists on escorting me on my midnight walk to the petrol station
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got shouted at to go get cat food WHILE WALKING TO GO GET CAT FOOD there's no winning with the younger generation of today
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I've resigned my seat on the UK LGBT Advisory Panel due to the government's persistent and worsening hostility towards our community in myriad areas. From conversion therapy to trans healthcare to the shameful treatment of LGBT refugees, the govt has acted in appalling faith.
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landlords in dublin are sure helping to sharpen a lot of guillotines these days.
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it's cold outside so the cat is glued to me like every year. behold a face of unrestrained bliss
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IS THIS YOUR CAT? This boy has been breaking into my Ravenhill, South Belfast home for catnip and food. Not neutered, very beat-up, but vocal and friendly. Bringing him to a vet soon. He has a home here if he's homeless. If he has an owner though I want to find them!
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my mental health is not good but you know who is good? my large adult son
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hopefully your cat knows that it's food that you eat and not smelly stuff you roll in so you stink of fish for days like my cat did
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I don't think we'll really understand the full implications of the death of kiwifarms for quite a long time. A lot of people have one less knot of entirety in their stomach today though, and a lot of people's lives just got a lot better.
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He turns up at your door at 3am, asking for salmon. What do you do?
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WOKEN UP BY SCREAMING BOYS AT 9AM ON A SUNDAY MORNING NO LESS
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just brought a data protector for work and now have another way to communicate my feelings towards @thegoodcatboy
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merry christmas! bilbo grants you one belly kiss for the festivities
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That's Ellen Murray MBE to you. or not, because I turned it down. Though flattered, I will never be comfortable accepting something so closely entwined with the horrors of the British Empire.
Queen recognises Covid heroes alongside footballer Marcus Rashford and lockdown 'PE teacher' Joe Wicks in delayed birthday honours
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dumb ass wants to drink from the tap. the tap is running but it is wrong for some reason, so he's waiting for me to fix the water. currently unsure how to proceed
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Transphobes are just 1980s homophobes with twitter accounts.
There we have it leading anti-trans activist calls #Pride a gathering of “fetishists, perverts and paedophiles”. Don’t be in ANY doubt that these people aren’t coming for gay rights next. Our trans siblings need our support now, time to join the fightback.
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Bilbo LOVES the boy tunnel he was sent by a friend of his for his birthday!!!
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Rubber bullets were invented by the British Army for use in Northern Ireland during the Troubles. They're far from safe, they cause permanent injuries and they can and do kill people. They're not "non-lethal".
Wild that we're still seeing a narrative of rubber bullets being safe when they've repeatedly been shown to cause serious injuries, such as permanently blinding people, and even deaths. 'Rubber bullets are safe' is propaganda, don't fall for it.
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got woken up super early today by visitor cat who broke in again. laid down on my pillow and kept putting his paw on my mouth until i pet him. here he is mid-biscuit.
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the cat just jumped in through the window, saunted right through the living room and STOOD ON MY BANANA SANDWICH FOR FIVE SECONDS WITH HIS DIRTY FEET WHILE SCREAMING AT ME FOR BEING LATE WITH HIS LUNCH FOR GODS SAKE.
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Transgender people are no longer considered as having a mental or behavioural disorder under the International Classification of Diseases as of today! 🎉. A long way to go but this is a crucial movement towards depathologisation of trans people in healthcare and law. #transdepath
#transdepath We are sure you have already heard the great news, but. @WHO have released an online version of the ICD-11 which removes trans identities from the mental health disorders chapter. Read TGEU's statement here: .
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'a cat is just a little guy who lives in your house' well ok but what if your cat is a big guy who lives in your house and he stands on your eyeballs to wake you up. what then.
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my son bilbo is the most precious boy and when he sneezes I gain an extra year of life on this planet we call home
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look at this cosy bastard. decided to lie in the pile of stuff im mid-tidying
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in clips ive seen of the debate joe biden keeps doing the face that cats do when they smell something really stinky but really good
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lads i run a cat account with a hundred thousand followers and i always try to make sure bilbo doesn't harm people by platforming evil views even accidentally. a billionaire author saying they don't have even that responsibility is saying so in bad faith.
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Sleepy sickly man. He's dragged one of my checkered shirts out to lie on - he loves them 🧡
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i love you so much bilbo but right now I'm trying to not get my ass kicked in runescape can you please sit anywhere else
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being a trans woman with an audience on twitter is cool! i recommend it, there are no downsides! you are treated very normally by the most normal people on the web site :).
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and now, a statement from the prime minister of the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland
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How. how am I supposed to get anything done working from home with this silly billy snoozing like that within my eyeline 😍
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when you roll your pickup truck windows down in the summer and let your arm hang out
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mystery gray cat tried to jump in my apartment window, bilbo took exception to this and he ended up going out after him and getting his head dunked in a puddle
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guaranteed way to get thousands of likes on here is for me to post a photo of this guy and say "hello mister. mister man". works every time
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Reminder that a year ago, after @thegoodcatboy was recognised in the Scottish Parliament for contributing to @Hbomberguy's great fundraiser, Scottish transphobes implied the cat was sectarian because his fur is orange in colour. It brought life to my bones. I love it so much.
Reminder that Bilbo is such an Orange Boy that he has "NO" literally in his fur in big letters
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My morning routine usually involves help from my large son, who provides useful supervision and emotional support before a long day at work.
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