I love what I do 💃

Good morning ♥️

What’s yours? Wrong answers only

This tweet is proving more accurate than any analytics data in telling me most of my follower base is infact not British

Heard someone end an argument w ‘you look like you still clap for the NHS on a Thursday night’. I would never recover

And THERE IS NEVER ANYTHING NAUGHTY IN MY DMS 😭

It’s so amazing when you’re handwriting and you get to a word with two t’s and you get to do a big line thru both of them. Life can be amazing occasionally although still very painful

Join me on the balcony? 🧡

Would you watch the movie though? 👀

Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour 🎶

My toxic trait is thinking everyone is looking at me when really I’m just blocking the view 🫠 what’s yours?

Yes yes it’s Thursday I got it wrong, but I’ve committed now so it’s Wednesday in Eliza land 🫠

Your Wednesday motivation 💪 did it work?

Scrolling X is literally ‘say hi for something naughty in ur DMs’

Who else knew Disney did this? 😮

Good morning ♥️

Sale on my OF this weekend! 💃

People are saying I’ve got 0 recoil 🥺

Would you be seen w me on a night out in this? 😬