I've been attacked.

Whilst standing in silence at 11am, having just alerted the office building to the time via the fire alarm, I saw couriers, pedestrians and builders going about their day as normal. One child even screamed as it let it's parent know it's discomfort. Disrespectful. Shame them all.

Come on, God, flood us, or whatever, for apparently sinning. I dare you. America is apparently celebrating sodomy because 2 dudes can get still married. Go for it. Smite. SMITE. You know, if you fucking exist. Nothing will happen? Gotcha.

Does Mike Johnson do ANYTHING but say "I don't know"

We'd never have been in a position where the BBC pissed off the right honorable Trump if the women, the gays and the coloureds had stayed in their lane

Would I get cancelled by poppy zealots for daring to make and eat French toast today? I wore a poppy and everything. Are a Full English and Traditional Roast Dinner the only acceptable foods on this most holy and strict of days?

Update: I was cold, not wearing a jacket 😅

Half way to Asda to pick up stuff for making French toast with bacon and stopping in the street ready for the you-know-what

Has Mamdani implemented Shakira Law yet?

Remembering the time that I flatlined on my ECG but it was a fault and I hadn't actually died. So close.

Imagine MAGA if literally anyone else demolished an entire wing of the white house. They were losing their shit because a portrait got moved.

If only experts, thinktanks and governments could find some link between ever-increasing property rents and smaller businesses continually folding. There must not be one, huh.

Did Canada get cancelled?

*Democrats say literally anything* Republicans: omfg not ok disrespectful to your country show some patriotism *Trump shown shitting on his people* Republicans: HA SO FUNNY YES HE HAS TO SHIT ON EVERYONE THAT'LL SHOW 'EM IT'S NOT DISRESPECTFUL OR DESPOTIC AT ALL HAHA BUT KAMALA

Trump: The city is genuinely burning Everyone in the city: *living normally besides authoritarian invasion, showing no supposed burning city* Broadcast journalists:... MAGA: yes give him more power he's right

I mean... 😅

Imagine thinking a mayor went to the trouble for just one day to arrange an agreement with criminals to move out of the area Noem was going to 😂

"Hahaha so professor ChatGPT said..." "Oh fucking hell here we go" <<discussion>> "Well it's wrong because <<nuance, legal info, regulations, branding and IP>>" "should have just asked you and saved time, eh" "Yes. It's literally my job to know"

Already sick of people relying on AI to do everything for them and then go running to people, who could have told them the answer immediately, because they still didn't understand the question, let alone the answer given back. It's too late, isn't it? It's ruined workplaces.

Why is it a "Democrat shutdown" if Trump owns everything that manages it?

"Those attacks are so overused as to make them meaningless", an hour before parroting "woke"