one of my favourite things I’ve done in my lifetime is convince the masses that I don’t believe the moon landing happened 😅

I just have this crazy faith that this year is going to be one of the best years of my life.

Your favorite person ever is probably an Aries.

our ratio of funerals to weddings is…not good

just liked something but whats the fucking point

wishing them everything they deserve and watching them get it 🥹 >>>

my favorite conspiracy theory is that all my hard work will eventually pay off

Grief stole a lot from me. Now I want my happiness back.

hello my enemies 👋🏽 may you have a very very bad day everyday

"look at your keyboard betw..."

been gaslighting myself everyday by saying I am THAT bitch 😤 tbh it’s working lmao affirmations!

I guess there’s worse things to be called than the “mercedes girl” 💀😅

idk but I’ve been calling it auditory dyslexia for years 🫠

it’s okay that you’re not who you thought you’d be it’s okay to start all over…again you’ve only done a fraction of what you will accomplish 🫶🏽

how sad it is to face the future without the one I planned it with

Unfortunately calling me a antisemite will not work because I’m not scared of publicly condemning colonial genocide

7 years, 7 months what difference does it make

On this day in 1861, Charles Darwin was relatable.

🤣 cold af print this on a t shirt PLEASE 🙏🏽 #TrumpMugShot

need the mugshot on a t shirt pls

told my property manager that she’s insane for hitting me w/ a 28% rent increase & she directed me to financial assistance thru the government? fuck right off lmao that is not the solution 🙄