I have made a "Straw Page" ! 😁 I think I'll make this a thread of the things you all send me! Have fun! And be respectful.

Wow guys, haha! So cool! 30 years! Glad everyone's there. haha. neat. just, ah. would've liked an invite. or something. maybe.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

I love you too. Just don't die for me. Dying for other people's my job! Haha. 😅😓

Yes!

Get this thing away from me.

I'll never forget when Rose was born. Seeing Mia hold that little crying angel in her arms was enough to send me into tears. Looking at my wife, holding our daughter that had just been brought into the world. it was beautiful. A moment to hold close to me forever.

Kill them all.

I think fatherhood is the best gift life has ever given me. I really think I'm the luckiest man on Earth, just because of my family.

Why the fuck would you sit me next to him.

The stars are aligning for me.

Don't pay attention to what other people think about you. It doesn't matter. Everyone here is living their one and only life, including you -- don't let any nasty opinions deter that. Enjoy every moment you can. Take that chance, do that thing you're indecisive about. Live.

Always! On the Internet, everyone is up for emotional adoption. 🫂❤️

This is amazing! That gun is really well drawn, too. I love it! 😆

I approve of this. Yes.

I'm back, I'm back!😭💞

I'm back to checking my strawpage again! I'm so sorry I've been inconsistent! 😭💔 Work is tough. I love you all! Thank you for the patience!.

Every time we get a package on our porch, I stare at it like this. Because strangely placed inconspicuous boxes and crates scare me.

RT @Rat_lord4: help me create an army of ethans in Louisiana #ethanwinters #wplace

A current list of names/nicknames I call my daughter:. Rose.Rosie.Rosey Posey.Honey Bunny (a personal favorite).Jellybean.Rosabelle.Sweetpea.Baby. I dread the day she grows out of them. 😫.