now that i'm a big boy it's time to change the status quo

goodbye bird app, thank you for the 14 years of shit posts and hot takes and ecstatic moments of beauty. Good luck with your cheating girlfriend!

dropped the drafts, deleting the app, y’all can find me in the blue sky or email me @ eebridget[at]protonmail[dot]com or even kick it with me irl so long as you’re not one of the unmasked masses participating in eugenics lol but fr 😒

COCKBLOCK THE VOTE

revenge porn but instead of sharing a sex vid of your ex you release his Amazon purchase history to deeply shame him

taking half an addy before my nap so I can be really focused in my dreams

planting mushroom blocks in your garden, returning to harvest them, dehydrating them at home and then gifting back the finished product to you is my (very Midwest) love language

the other night right as Eleanor was about to fall asleep I told them I was gonna legally change my name to “Brick Daddio” which caused her to cackle madly and then not fall asleep for another half hour

all I think about anymore is long covid and union organizing

anyone in the US have experience using Estonian web domains? Asking for me lol

just tripped over a whole ass cucumber in my back yard ??

yes every time you post a pic of yourself indoors in public and unmasked I am shaking my head at you from my screen and saying heaven help these very dumb bitches

my favorite angel number is 420 😇

you ever 69 with someone but then decide to blow a raspberry on their tummy in the middle of it?

if you’re not masking in public spaces then you best keep the word “solidarity” from coming out your mouth. Masking is the floor, the bare minimum when it comes to showing your solidarity with not only the disabled masses but also the labor movement

making kissy lips at the beautiful blooming plants I pass by while walking the dogs

finally tapping into community and finding language for my experience as a caregiver for the past year and a half — it’s helpful, but it doesn’t touch the ambiguous grief, only gives it a name #longcovid

trapped at work, unable to vibe

Ableism is telling yourself that you’ll never become disabled; that you’re invincible and it couldn’t ever happen to you. ANYONE can become disabled and it’s actually inevitable that you will be once you age. Caring about disabled people is caring about your future self.