Mondays. We’ve all been there. @borobi2018 @GC2018 #mondayitis

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Hmm I dunno… this seems like a kind of dark and morbid way to sell milk. #mourning #morning #wordsmatter #notthesamething

Given Michael Crichton’s novels were largely cautionary tales about scientific development, corporate greed and hubris… I suspect he wouldn’t be a huge fan of a tech company using wifi and AI to turn Jurassic park into a weird Disney resort. Just a thought.

Hmm I seem to recall a recent international tournament where a certain nation was able to play on neutral soil throughout forcing their rivals into ridiculous travel schedules and it seemed okay with the icc then. What has changed? 🤔

Steve smith grows bored of batting right handed. Tries it leftie. Probably most surprising thing is it didn’t work out for him. #BBL15

What’s more depressing is it seems to me we’re selling Baz to pay for the latest instalment on Ugbo’s fee. I mean it’s very Wednesday to sell off a club legend on the cheap coz we’ve got a bill for a complete dud of a forward to pay. #fml #swfc

Mitch Starc quickly going from hero to villain with the Gabba crowd. Heat in big trouble. #BBL15

When you got deep enough in Champ Manager save all the original players retired and you just had random regens running around. Feels like Wednesday are there now. Cadamateri and now Heskey... just not the real ones. Who is next? Jacques Cantona? Tony Beckham? #swfc 🦉

The match winning play right here. Renshaw doesn’t do this quick thinking, @HeatBBL lose. Simple as that. Turning point.

Renshaw’s smart work on the boundary to throw the ball back in as he was going over the rope proves match winning. The @HeatBBL don’t win without that play. #bbl15

It's not been discussed but I reckon at least one of the teams should've picked a recognised spinner on this pitch. #Ashes25

Gonna be honest I did not think that Greenland would have this big of a role to play in my day-to-day life in 2026.

Ugh... England. Seriously. #Ashes2025

And there it is... England's daily brain fade... courtesy of Will Jacks this time. So bad. So, so bad. They have to be the most mindless cricket team I've ever seen. #Ashes2025

I may be wrong but very much sounds like this guy and his internet bros are basically going to use Wednesday to prove their theory that ai and analytics can run a sports club better than humans. We’re basically becoming a science experiment.

Hmm… “data-informed decisions” and repeated references to tech and analytics. Consortium of a poker player with AI tech investments, an unknown crypto bro and a reported Middle East royal family member. My spidey sense is tingling. 😬 #swfc

Is Jamie Smith the dumbest cricketer in these two teams? First the brain fade in Adelaide and now this... absolutely unnecessary. So brainless. Insane. #Ashes

Been a privilege to be on the sidelines for much of @Uz_Khawaja’s cricket journey. A unique talent, whip smart, wicked sense of humour and someone who forged a great career while remaining true to who he is. Good fella, great batsman and will bring heaps to whatever is next.

Only this England would make me doubt whether they can get 10 runs with four wickets in the shed. 🤔 #ashes

Bethell. Thrown into the ashes furnace on Boxing Day is now just nine runs from making the highest score of the test and playing calmly as he tries to get England home. Well played lad. #ashes