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The alphabet is dead - I murdered it. Australian writer, mother, activist. Can't believe I'm actually still alive at this point but here we all are.

Never ever did it for a throne
Joined December 2008
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ACTUAL PICS OF THE SPY BALLOON SHORTLY BEFORE TAKEOFF:
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... that time in the late nineties when I got drunk with @IrvineWelsh at Sydney Writers Festival. We hit it off SO much, he wanted me to go back to Scotland with him the next day .. I almost did! Alas, I ended up in rehab instead.
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I was on Twitter before Twitter got invented #twitter #analysethis
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Hi Twitter …. forgot how bullshit you are. Also how instant and real. I was on Twitter when bin laden was apprehended …. It was fascinating.
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I forgot the “the” in my previous tweet. But I’ll leave it there for posterity.
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Twitter is bullshit because everything is bullshit. Get with program, Twitter people.
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The world is a sad and sorry state of affairs. #eminem
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All jokes aside. Especially Twitter jokes
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News is what’s happening, Twitter.
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As apposed to fake news.
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Twitter is the real news.
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Also Twitter... I'm tweeting for the first time in fucking ages and I seriously cannot believe I'm even more fucked up than ever!
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Hey Twitter.. here's a brilliant article on how video games are designed to get you hooked and spending - ABC News
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The video game industry has a slew of tactics to take your time and money — some obvious, and some not so much. Are they playing you?
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@Billablog
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If four Australians are killed in an overseas holiday, we call it a tragedy. If four Australian women are murdered by their current or former partners, we call it February.
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