My husband doesn’t know how to spell quinoa so whenever he texts me about groceries he just calls it circle rice. #kindofthesame 🤷🏼‍♀️

COVID-19...because everyone was so jacked about 2020 being their year...so 2019 gave us all a big “FU I’m not going anywhere” #COVIDー19 #Quarantine

Why hasn’t there been a bachelor/bachelorette couple that had a child and named them Rose yet? #TheBachelor #TheBachelorette

I’m confused why no one is talking about the fact that Madi wasn’t meeting Pilot Pete’s parents for the first time in Australia (when they had to ‘wait 3 hours’). Didn’t they already meet during the FIRST one-on-one date?? #TheBachlor #TheBachelorFinale

My wife is mad and yelling at the TV and I’m pretty sure it’s going to ruin my night and I’d kinda like an apology from Barb for that.

When you’ve rehearsed your argument 100 times 😈 #TheBachelor #WomenTellAll

Did anyone actually go in the pool during the pool party on #TheBachelor ??! #TheBachelorABC

🍿🥓🦈 still waiting on the dumbbell and tombstone #apple #emojis

I didn’t realize “adults” still deleted/blocked you on Facebook when they are mad at you 🤦🏼‍♀️ #ridiculous #howoldareyou

#ryangainzawife #perfectlypearcy

Reading tweets from tonight’s #bachelorettefinale is like seeing a car crash...I can’t stop looking

You don’t realize how dirty everything you own is until you buy a power washer

Call me old fashioned, but I enjoyed watching night one a lot more when there wasn’t a “drink limit” .. #TheBachelorette

❓🖤🤫🖤🍸🖤❓ @ASimpleFavor

#divaday 👑🥂

Do they make breathe right strips for dogs? Asking for a mastiff #mastiff #snoresalot #loudsnoring

4 treadmills in a row. I’m on an end and the rest are empty. You decide to go on the one right next to me wearing some flower power perfume at 5 am? I’m not amused. 🤢

“That was the worst breakup I’ve ever seen and I’m divorced” - Caitlin

#engaged

Still #teamcorn