@ Fat women, you ain’t thick. Nobody wanna see that shit. You just a jelly hog with a lotta meat.

5 months till Christmas tree cakes @tweetingclip.

What do you want to know?.

Would bunting in the sun belt be different?.

At least I don’t have to hear from those annoying megaphones tryhards anymore.

Burress is an excellent hitter. Plays defense like a stupid fuck tho.

First pitch at 1.