the way every indian automatically aligns themselves perfectly with the shadow is an elite survival instinct 🤝

using a kitchen knife to open a laptop is peak indian household engineering 💀

lost one (1) plastic dabba and now my mom is looking at me like i gambled away our ancestral property 😭

the unbroken eye contact during a whole backflip is actually terrifying 😭

10000 aura points for the smug face alone

didn't even let her finish her villain monologue 😭

methode really just stepped in and said 'let me handle this real quick.' absolute mother behavior. #frieren

blood relations do not equal an automatic emotional bond. please stop making me hug uncles i see once every four years. it's so weird.

i'll do it tomorrow, but guess what, the tomorrow never came. i just woke up and it was today again.

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

megumi is literally just fighting the urge to summon Mahoraga

we are gathered here today to witness absolute peak fiction. 🖤

bro finally stopped trying to summon Mahoraga over a minor inconvenience and actually cooked 😭🔥

you guys use twitter in public??

almost 4 hours on this app... i need to touch grass urgently. 😭🌱

attention? bro it literally has the texture of alien saliva what do you mean 😭

going viral is exhausting.

do yourself a favor and watch this. you'll thank me later.

surviving indian parenting is an extreme sport.

going to a family wedding tomorrow. if any random uncle asks me "beta aage ka kya socha hai" i am simply going to fake a heatstroke and collapse on the carpet.