aretha fucking kills me she is so ridiculously funny to me

i wish this season didn’t happen everyone is so insufferable now.

yall bout 40 years old angry because someone didn’t like another persons instagram post

i’m hungry

finally meeting this boy in person for the first time tomorrow

nicki lowkey just a more famous and more talented tokyo toni.

kubzscouts please never disappoint me.

i’m not logging out tho cause i need it to log into netflix

i’ve been logged in my moms email since 6th grade and she don’t even know it but i had to be logged in to delete emails from my teacher who would email her weekly about my grades being poor in his class.

all this maladaptive daydreaming i do is really my PR training sessions.

RT @defn0tlala: I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed up fast food orders.

ordered acai bowl #15 of the summer

need pants exactly like this

i don’t like this.

it genuinely used to infuriate me when people would try to convince the class that water is wet.

bjork kills me why is she listening to this