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Here's the big ol' essay I wrote about magick and critical theory, available exclusively on Patreon. Clocks in at just under 5000 words too.
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You straight up could not do anything this funny on tv anymore
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Me: "Yeah sorry man, Cthulhu is reddit now. They made him a funko-pop it sucks, the mythos are so soy because the normies got a hold of it."
HP Lovecraft: "You're not an Irishman right? You have the cheekbones of a Hibernian. You're legally required to tell me if you're Irish."
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It's still insane to me that ContraPoints was doing opium. Not like opiates but actual old school opium. How do you find actual opium after the end of the Great Depression? That takes hustle.
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If you're a black guy in your twenties you can easily reach one million plus views on Youtube per video by pretending to hear Led Zeppelin for the first time and acting like it's blowing your mind.
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The most drop dead gorgeous handsome dudes you've ever seen will just be dating some girl
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I'm so sick of the Elites (taco bell cashier with an asymmetrical haircut) talking down to The Working Class (me, the podcasting son of a Boston Dynamics executive)
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Mussolini's Sword of Islam feels like an RPG item you can obtain in a sidequest
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You can tell the Great Firewall of China was a success bc Russia, India, etc have their domestic and international politics consumed by the globohomo of Woke vs. Based while the former’s politics is still all rhetoric like “We have successfully achieved Moderate Prosperity”
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Nixon if they were born in 1998
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France’s premiere periodical, Le Pedophile Raciste, shocks readers by renouncing its long legacy of racism. “We’re just Le Pedophile now” they explain in a statement to the press.
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I like that Marx seems to have written letters to every single major world-historical figure of the mid-19th century and never once got a response back
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Ted Kaczynski being increasingly just a generic "le hellworld" internet meme while he dies in prison is an almost monstrously perverse fate tbh lol
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Heracles protecting Buddha is one of my favorite recurring images in the art of Hellenistic Central Asia
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Trotsky: Freikorps have executed Rosa Luxemburg.
Lenin: She just died? Wow. I didn't know that... she led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman, whether you agree or not. She was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.
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On the White Album, the Beatles denounce "carrying Pictures of Chairman Mao," but earlier on celebrate being "back in the USSR," leading to only one conclusion: they were Brezhnevite Revisionists.
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"Tragedy of the Commons" has gotta be top ten most evil and repeatedly disproven highly cited academic articles out there
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You want the Black Sun? You're living under it: it's in Exxon-Mobil, the suburbs, farmer's markets, astrology columns, Parents' Rights bills, Yale College, Instagram, Disneyworld, the American Flag - the Nazis won, white man, and all you got out of it was cheap plastic crap!
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HEARTWARMING: Latvia has sent two Mosin–Nagants and a mule to Ukraine
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China is assembling doppelgangers of the West's most important figures to replace the originals in a perfect coup
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Committed to the bit. Can't hate her for going all in on the 1890s queer swag
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Trying to find a history of the 1920s and 1930s Soviet Union that isn't titled something like "Red Emperor: The Bloody Court of Communist Tsar Stalin and his Many Russian Holocausts"
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Thinking about that thing where one of those boards on 4chan read the official genderswapped version of Twilight and realized that it was the wish-fulfillment harem fantasy genre they were all into
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Me: …and that’s why they call themselves “girltwinks.”
Mao Zedong: Incredible. The ingenuity and power of the masses of proletarian women is boundless and without equal.
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Hey fellow otaku, if you thought that localization was bad, it gets worse: Jacques Derrida says the nature of language means it's impossible to secure a final, definitive meaning to a text, requiring each audience member to find their own interpretation through semantic freeplay.
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The Mythology of the White Proletariat
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Guys, you're still trying to replace Lenin. I told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. Now, what we might be able to do is re-create him. Re-create him in the aggregate.
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Nixon saw them sacrifice an infant to Moloch and went “this shit’s kinda gay”
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"We should not be too horrified if we encounter in a female the fantasy of sucking on the male organ" - Sigmund Freud
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North Korea: Well, we might as well just go with the son of the last guy.
South Korea: The Prime Minister denies all allegations that he is under the control of the High Council of Wizards
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Like in Brazil and South Korea there’s people in seats of power spending time rallying against gender ideology using talking points downstream from US thinktanks. Complete memetic capture by the Fourth Reikkk.
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Everyone else forgot the British Monarch still has like unlimited powers because Elizabeth II just spent all her time creating the most inbred Corgi in history so now that he’s in charge, Charles III is playing City: Skylines irl
oh weird, King Charles III is an urban planning nerd and is building an entire model town called Poundbury outside Dorchester scheduled for completion in 2025. Naturally pedestrian-friendly roads, shophouses, mixed social housing, but designed to look like Georgian architecture
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Average US Op: Church of Holy Lightning, evangelical cult with 2.7 mil adherents, founder worth 6.4 billion dollars, owns the 3rd largest newspaper in Germany for some reason
Average Russian Op: National Maoist Party of Texas, nazbol sect made up of 12 people living in a trailer
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WW3heads when its absolutely definitely the inciting incident for nuclear conflict for the 631st time this year
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The whole "60s left was a psyop!" shit seems like a distraction from how that period of time was the high water mark of successful left-wing movements in this country
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Trans woman with Twitter handle like dickhon_twinkboy: Self-confidence problems from 4chan.
Trans woman with Twitter handle like INFANTDISSECTION: A little abrasive but actually very nice.
Trans woman with Twitter handle like gwenthefox: Hardcore eugenicist.
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46th Century Student: Wasn’t Napoleon the first Chairman of the World Republic, Professor?
46th Century Professor: We have no reason to believe Napoleon existed as anything other than a minor West European Sun god synthesized with the Liberal Mystery Religion and Cult of Caesar.
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"Nothing ever happens" posting devolving into some Baudrillard Gulf War shit. You live in the center of Pig Empire, of course you think nothing ever happens.
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Thinking about how Nicki Minaj conveniently started a media circus about being antivax on the day that her husband was getting sentenced for failing to register as a sex offender lol
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The framing of mid-20th century feminists tricking women into giving up the supposed paradise of domesticity for wage labor is so sinister. Women were already part of the workplace and had been for centuries. The liberal wing of the movement's interest was in women getting access
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This has the same grotesqueness of a David Dees painting yet it's presented as if it's supposed to be desirable.
This is a world worth fighting for, and the ache of the nostalgia we feel for this time is the call home.
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*trying to ask if a girl is trans* Is she... you know, a "friend of Misato's?"
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@BlackRedGuard1
“Female-Initiated disruption of a male hierarchy incites hostile behavior from poor performing males who stand to lose the most status” explains a lot of things tbh
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THE CIA ICEBERG: Confirmed or Effectively Confirmed Ops are olive, while Unconfirmed but Probable/Possible Ops glow bright green
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If the federal government collapsed or whatever I feel like this would be a more likely fracture of polities than any other civil war prediction
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This is a real "Only Nixon could go to China" moment
Trump: "I don't like the term 'woke," because I hear the term 'woke woke woke' -- it's just a term they use, half the people can't define it, they don't know what it is."
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"You know I'm very well liked in the Furry community, very well respected. I don't know what to say, they love me folks, they really do. Now I've never been a furry, believe me, but you know what I would be if I was... that's right, a Lion."
*crowd goes berserk with cheers*
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I've read all three volumes of Capital in my quest to maximize profit extracted from my worker's labor
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Some AI generated images: "Mao Zedong and Aleister Crowley playing a game of chess in the City of Pyramids"
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The US Warlord Era is complete, click on the image to see all the details, and I'll probably explain some of the players in the game down the line
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Like Garrett Hardin has got to be one of the most overtly Hitlerite figures in mainstream academia since like, World War II and his shit still gets used in Econ 101 classes to justify enclosure and private property.
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Deng Xiaoping only has mickey mouse rings, got handed an economy already primed to do gangbusters from a decade of rural development and improved social services and takes credit for not immediately ruining it!
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Hardcore atheist who brings himself to tears whenever he talks about how much Jesus loved all humankind
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It's so funny that the plot of Black Panther is that the titular hero needs to team up with the CIA to murder a Pan-Africanist leader
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Zelensky: *posing for the upcoming J. Crew catalogue* Ukraine, she needs substantial aid from the United States. I ask you to recall your great hero Tony Stark.
Putin: *swinging around padded nunchaku* Machiavelli... Sun Tzu... this is the Art of War... I am the Tiger of Moscow.
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Noam Chomsky sitting down to politely answer one hundred and twenty one emails about Breadtube drama and Left Twitter feuds he’s never heard of before
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They're adding a newer, funnier country to the Balkans next year.
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I Was Transported To Another World Where The Feudal Mode Of Production Is Dominant And Now I'm A Progressive Bourgeois Democratic Revolutionary Who Is Turning The Wheel Of History?
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I don't really think that Elon Musk is more of a techfascist than Jack Dorsey or even that there will be a noticeable change in how the website is run, I think people just don't like the idea of being at the mercy of someone who reposts images from r/funny
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It's nice we have Marxologists on the scene to inform us that Marx and Engels were actually misreading themselves when they translated their own use of aufheben as abolish, over, and over, and over, and over....
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Communism is about quality nicotine and nothing else. Stalin knew this, Mao knew this, Castro and Guevara knew this, it's just common sense
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Why did you make the Vietnamese guy literally yellow
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Please don't compare someone to Hitler unless they're part of the Hitler Chain of succession (Adolf Hitler -> Martin Bormann -> George H.W. Bush -> The Hidden Fourth Hitler)
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Amerikkkans like "I quit my job at MakeWork SuperProfit Offices because they were offering free vaccines"
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46th Century Student: What are your thoughts about Simpsons Myth Theory, Professor?
46th Century Professor: *chuckles* While accounts were embellished, the accuracy of its depiction of the historical period leads us to believe the Simpsons family were based on real people.
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@moribundneurons
That one's so funny because it basically goes. "Thank you for your letter of support. Mr. President receives many such letters, so he does not have time to respond to all of them :)"
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Epstein List is such a non-event. All people we already knew about (Clinton, Dershowitz, Hawking, Prince Andrew, etc). Feel kind of cynical about how it's just this spectacle where nothing gets done for the victims and there's no real advance in political consciousness.
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@lmNOTcatholic
Jesus said to them "Hey, in two thousand years that one's going to kill at parties"
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Stalin's staunchest defenders aren't even Marxist-Leninists, they're all mid-20th Century Liberals who became fervent anti-anti-communists as a result of deep-diving into research on the JFK assassination.
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In an ideal world, automobiles would be public luxuries used for special occasions which emphasized every aspect of the car which is most admirable and desirable: speed, industrial power, animalistic sexuality. Cars should not be utilitarian creatures, they must be pure libido
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2012 Youtube: Was is das gamers, this is HitlerGaming, make sure to smash that like button like I smashed Poland!
2022 Youtube: He was one of the most iconic and controversial let's players of his day: HitlerGaming reached dizzying heights before losing it all....
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I love when a ruling Communist Party has a goon squad of minor political parties that represent niche interests and just sign on for the program. Like yeah, we have a handful of seats for the Democracy and Science Party and the Order of Chinese Freemasons.
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@gracecthdralprk
I don't want to manage a military campaign. I want to form a loose bloc of political factions that will force my legislation through.
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