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🇩🇪 Senior Analyst in the detection & prevention of International Bullshittery and LARPing; proud son of the GDR/DDR; ex nihilo nihil fit

Frankfurt am Main, Deutschland
Joined July 2022
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
2 months
Dear America, thank you for Marlboro.
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
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This is deep shit, thx Robert 😄🫶. @ialwayswin_l @LucinehK_ what do you think - true or not 😄🤨?
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
13 hours
Lord Bebo, please for the love of God, increase your IQ level. Posts like this are just embarrassing.
@MyLordBebo
Lord Bebo
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🇩🇪 German army heard that Russians come via tunnels often … so they started training tunnel fights. 🤷‍♂️
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
5 months
English is a primitive, vague language. Not a bad thing per se. It's perfect for telling a story, trade and commerce. German on the other hand is very precise, perfect for describing complicated ideas as thoroughly as possible. It's a language of science. The EU should have
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
2 months
A German story. A family story. A story of humanity. Of bravery and loyalty, Of wrongdoer and victim, Victim and wrongdoer, Of suffering and hate, Of Forgiveness and friendship. Of love eternal. My story. Everyone's story. German. Russian. Arab. Jew. Christian, Muslim.
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
4 days
Legend has it that till this day little kids and old grandfathers alike, from the highlands of Anatolia to the majestic mountains of the Altai have nightmares about this one man, Prince of Walachia, knight of the Order of the Dragon, Vlad the Impaler. Vlad Draculea. Dracula 😄
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
5 days
Shit like this is embarrassing and one reason why India is not a globally respected superpower. Disgusting anti-Social behavior.
@bruce_barrett
Bruce
5 days
Air India says 30% of passengers on India-US flights ask for wheelchairs. Most are able bodied travelers scamming the priority boarding system. Real disabled passengers get left short.
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@CloutHawk
First Strike™️ 🇺🇸
6 days
Omg Medical treatment is so cheap in China… no shit Sherlock… salaries are very low. Every expense is someone else’s income.
@HasanAbiUpdates
HasanAbi Updates
2 months
Hasan posted on TikTok! ▸ “I gotta move to china"
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
6 days
All literal garbage
@Geniustechw
Genius Tech
7 days
"This is gonna feed my kids for less than a week, and this doesn't include any DINNERS, these are just lunch and snacks." What is your advice for this mom? https://t.co/HL1q4w0Am9
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
6 days
This is the gayest shit I have seen this week 🤣🫶
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
6 days
Ukrainian IQ goes very deep 🗿😄🫶
@adnashmyash
Maksym Borodin
6 days
If President Zelensky is as corrupt as the pro-Russian scumbags are spreading all over Twitter, why didn't Putin just buy Zelensky, like he already bought Orban, Fico, Le Pen, the AfD party, and half of the Republicans?
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@DVMsil3nt
Silent Good Sir
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
6 days
Step by step, UK transforms into beautiful India 😄🫶. @CloutHawk
@ArchRose90
Chris Rose
6 days
This is completely unacceptable. Rubbish as deep as 20 ft and 500 ft long dumped into the River Cherwell in Oxfordshire. I’ve never seen a disgusting sight like this in England before. A first world country should never look like this.
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
6 days
🤣🤣🤣 Tilo Jung. Fascinating to see he is downfall. But that happens when you bury yourself in your green liberal bubble. You transform into an retarded idiot.
@CollinRugg
Collin Rugg
6 days
NEW: Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales storms out of an interview after just 48 seconds when podcast host Tilo Jung asked him if he was "founder" or "co-founder." Wales: I'm Jimmy Wales, founder of Wikipedia. Jung: You're the founder or co-founder? Wales: I don't care. It's the
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@a_nnaschneider
Anna Schneider
7 days
Gleichberechtigung ja, aber bitte nur hinsichtlich der schönen Dinge. Also in erster Linie Geld und Möglichkeiten, die keine Lebensgefahr bergen, deswegen hat wohl auch noch niemand zum großen feministischen Wehrdienstgleichbehandlungsaufstand gerufen. https://t.co/4UmhpDkS6O
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Es beginnt mit dem Jahrgang 2008: Im nächsten Jahr bekommen alle 18 Jahre alten Männer und Frauen ein Schreiben, das über den freiwilligen Wehrdienst informiert. Die Männer müssen den Fragebogen...
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
6 days
🤣🤣🤣 Gott Strafe England!
@GBNEWS
GB News
9 days
'The Armistice was a mistake, we should have gone on and made the Germans unconditionally surrender.' @Nigel_Farage explains why he believes Britain should have continued the war instead of agreeing to a ceasefire on the Western Front. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
6 days
Typical Green low IQ propaganda. Accusing the AfD of elitism 🤣. Why? Because the AfD is planning a tax break (116bn) and the group of employees who are paying 72% of all income taxes should get a share of the tax break of....75%. 1:1 proportional. Fair. Shit libs 🤡🤣
@katdro
Katharina Dröge
7 days
Die AfD war schon immer eine elitäre Partei der sozialen Kälte. Die Steuerpläne für die Reichsten würden dazu führen, dass vor Ort Schwimmbäder und Jugendzentren schließen müssen. Kein Wunder, wenn man sich anschaut wer an diese Partei spendet. (1/2) Screenshots: @zeitonline
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@JoernWeitzmann
Jörn Weitzmann
7 days
@katdro @zeitonline Steuern kann man nur an diejenigen zurückgegen, die auch Steuern zahlen. Das oberste 1 % zahlt 23,6 % der Einkommensteuer, 50% zahlen 93,5 % der ESt. Wie wäre es wenn die anderen 50% auch einen entsprechenden Beitrag leisten würden?
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
13 days
Southern Slavic girls are just Aura maxing 😅🤷‍♂️.
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
7 days
Mr. Polak here is hilarious 🤣. It's easy to be magnanimous when it's other people's money. 1) Poland - by far - is the biggest net receiver of EU money 2) Poland's monetary contributions to Ukraine are small What this dude is actually saying: let the Germans pay!
@pl_european
European LibCon 🇪🇺🗽🦅
7 days
I prefer my tax money going to Ukraine rather than Hungary.
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@eagleeye2805
Kaiser
7 days
Low IQ Kindergartenlogik. Mein Geld geht an die Ukraine, nicht an Russland. Wie korrupt Russland ist, juckt mich nicht die Bohne weil es komplett inkonsequent ist. Leute wie Sie kotzen mich an. Für Sie ist der deutsche Steuerzahler nur dummes Melkvieh.
@MichaelBroecker
Michael Bröcker 💎
7 days
Also in der Ukraine führt Korruption zu Konsequenzen, in Russland wohl eher nicht.
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