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deranged
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Joined July 2023
we had a horse that hated everyone, psychic said he doesn’t like his name, we broke the rule and changed his barn name to Champ and he was everyone’s friend after that
thinking about that time my friend hired an animal psychic to do a reading on her horse named delmar & she said “there’s someone he doesn’t like. they call him a sandwich?” and they could not decipher what that meant until she told me about it bc it was me. i called him deli sub
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As someone who hasn’t killed a spider in years… it’s fair to say I’m on good terms with a large, quiet population. I know spiders in places. I’ve built alliances you can’t comprehend. I have connections. I wouldn’t be rude to me if I were you.
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Worst possible time for you to be flirting with an 8 year old bro
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you? Caller: I am eight
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i finally bought the new pipers… in a size that actually fits,,, but there’s all this extra fabric… does it change if i wash them? starting to just think my body style is not compatible with pipers
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From last year: It's Santa and Rudolph coming down the stretch!
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my barn cats are only out during the day, around 5 i lock them inside. i am planning to leave within a year (2 would be hell), so i want all of these guys caught and fixed so i can bring them with & transition them to INDOOR cats (or enclosed cats)
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how do i gentle a really feral tom cat? he is getting closer and closer to routinely hanging out in the barn and i’d like to start…. getting him comfy to a point he’ll walk into a trap (he’s too cautious of everything rn)
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we put him in a leather bit here to give a little less pressure to her habit of holding which can be seen a bit in the second pic. but i am so impressed with her determination to figure out how to send clear instructions and forget about “perfect” posture
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kid is still trying to figure out how to throw perfection out the window, but honestly most teens should bring along a young horse. what a humbling experience
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I DID CONFIRM I WAS IN THE MUSCLE no blood when i drew back just after needle moved and was coming out. everyone has said its fine but im…. ive
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i gave a bad injection tonight ): when i was pulling out of the muscle Dude sneezed and my needle went sideways ): i got blood in the syringe and panicked
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so delusional about the power ball im like “oh i didn’t win? no one won? that’s because my ancestors are gonna give me a bigger prize”
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