Emery Floyd Profile
Emery Floyd

@dyolfyreme

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Joined March 2011
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Emery Floyd
1 year
How long did it take @VanderbiltU to take down the goal post #wherearetheengineers
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Emery Floyd
3 years
Hey BrenDAN you forgot the chairs
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Emery Floyd
3 years
Farmers tan or golf tan? #howwereyouraised
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Emery Floyd
3 years
Pour it up
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Emery Floyd
3 years
Why is everyone reading from their phones at the golden globes?
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Emery Floyd
3 years
That local kind of service.
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Emery Floyd
3 years
You wanna tickle my Turkey?
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Emery Floyd
3 years
Have you ever screamed “fuck the georgia bulldogs”? If not, highly recommend as a stress release.
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Emery Floyd
3 years
Y’all wanna see the real side of people? Go to a grocery store during a state of emergency and see what everyone deems an “essential”
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Emery Floyd
3 years
Tomorrows the first day of fall. How many pumpkin lattes are we going to see on Instagram stories?
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Emery Floyd
3 years
Chicken thighs hit different
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Emery Floyd
3 years
In the last year @Charmoore ‘s dad got the tuna fish @SUBWAY
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Emery Floyd
4 years
He’s a 10 but asks if you want to go to the Michael Bublè concert.
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Emery Floyd
4 years
This just in: a text from @carter Should we bring back #NHOCD
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Emery Floyd
4 years
Why do sporks only come in plastic form. I feel like we should have a set of sporks in the silverware drawer.
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Emery Floyd
4 years
I could eat the rear end of a rhinoceros
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Emery Floyd
4 years
Have y’all ever slept on a pullout in a Hilton?
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Emery Floyd
4 years
Yo, I’m a original badman
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Emery Floyd
4 years
The dmv has all sorts of smells going on in the summer.
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Emery Floyd
4 years
When moving - why is unloading so much faster than loading?
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