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an alternate BATMAN .
21. NON lwd . DC/mv .
Joined February 2022
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β . purposefully unblocking superman just so i can like all the tweets he makes when he's miserable / expressing misery then blocking again after i know he's seen the notifications / the way i'm moving.β .
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β . posting my tummy hurts for the five hundredth time this day.β
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/ posting ' my booty itch' while someone is sitting in the corner of my house, wondering when our amazing friendship shall blossom.
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/ i always feel so bad whenever i check my followers to see if i wasn't notified by someone following me & then seeing that exact scenario π like oh! i was just out here fucking around while you wanted to be my friend this whole time omg π i promise it was not purposeful ππ.
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&.now off to gather supplies to rebuild it, no doubt . tsking . how typical .
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β .watching all the people, whose bloodstream he's discreetly installed with trackers, mull about their days like watching The Sims. superman just flew into a billboard. eyes lidded, observing the datasignal remain rooted before flying off. apologizing to the billboard,.β .
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β . filming this tiktok to post for the brucelings while gotham burns itself to the ground .β
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β . STOP BOTHERING THAT FAMILY, OH MY GOD.β
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β . i think more people should be required to pay attention to me. i offer nothing of great substance, absolutely negative * positives, & nonexistent gain, but, i digress . β .
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β . i need to make a note to have an assistant make a note about having his assistant make a note to make a note to Alfred about making a note t-. eRiCA!!! is THAT * yOu ?!?? *. WHO let you out of the BURN WARD ? ? aHaha- C'MERE YOUU π©΅ !.β .
β . i really need to workshop my fake personalities on my alternative identities because i cannot survive having. bruce be compared to Mr. Peanutbutter, && Batman being Bojack Horseman. i have GOT to start LYING more CREATIVELY to PEOPLE . β .
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β . i really need to workshop my fake personalities on my alternative identities because i cannot survive having. bruce be compared to Mr. Peanutbutter, && Batman being Bojack Horseman. i have GOT to start LYING more CREATIVELY to PEOPLE . β .
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β . if green arrow wasn't your bestie, you could've been saved from this, btw. just thought you should know. FYI . β .
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β . do Not question my rarity loyalty or She && I will be throwing rocks at you with Our Magic . 100 . β .
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what do you know about rarity.
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β . not going to reveal who the Farmer horse reminds me of . β
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β . trying to lift a dresser so he can put the new carpet under it. huffing & puffing. muttering ' with the LEGS. with the LEGS.'. giving up . β .
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β . where is my emotional support Alfred. i need my emotional support Alfred . β .
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β . intently watching videos of superman 'fights', for 'research purposes', but just getting more & more pissed off because 85% of it is just damage control && saving people, . && being really good at it . grumbling as he jots down *DATA. NOT. NOTES . β .
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β . adopting all the robins just so i can make them my mandatory bookclub members so it's not just me myself && i && still no one else shows up . they piss me off. stupid sperm pets. don't even listen to me . β .
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