Molly Doyle ❀✿
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Tbh I’m convinced Coronavirus has been around since like November and we just didn’t have a name for it? Does no one remember how sick EVERYBODY was at work before Christmas, same chesty flu symptoms and all, almost dropping dead and passing it round the whole building ???
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My brother just suggested they should attach a breathalyser to every car which you have to breathe into every time you start driving, and then won't allow the ignition to start if the driver's over the limit. MAKE THIS BOY A LIFESAVING ENTREPRENEUR
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When you're having flashbacks of every single embarrassing thing you've ever said/done
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Foundations by Kate Nash is still iconic as fuck you know ?? You said I must eat so many lemons cos I am so bitter, I said I’d rather be with your friends mate cos they are much FITTER
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Got my purse out and the bouncer literally said on the door “don’t worry about ID babe, I’d let anyone in with a smile like yours. You could be 16 for all I care” what the fuck man🥴🙃
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“Let’s go to the beach”
Me:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
“EACH, LET’S GO GET AWAY, THEY SAY WHAT THEY GONNA SAY, HAVE A DRINK CLINK FOUND THE BUD LIGHT, BAD BITCHES LIKE ME IS HARD TO COME BY”
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Shaving my legs 🤝 missing half of it cos I’m blind as a fkin bat in the shower
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Remember when we thought the “rule of 6” and 10pm curfew were bad? Looool
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Age 18: I love this area bc I know everyone
Age 25: I hate this area bc I know everyone
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“Do you like men?” unfortunately I’m attracted to men but I do not like them x
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Cringe at that point of drunk where u can hear yourself chatting absolute shite, but you're too in the zone to stop yourself🙃🙃
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Unpopular opinion but I feel like X Factor/I’m a celeb/Britain’s got talent have been around so long they’ve kinda run their course now ??? Last time I watched X Factor was the year Wagner was a fuckin legend and pretty much stopped watching everything else around the same time
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Was hesitant to post this as some people I know follow me, but it’s important to break the stigma and help other women who go through this realise they’re not alone. I’m so sorry I couldn’t save you😢👼🏼💔
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Forever torn between “am I being dramatic” and “nah I have a valid reason to be upset” lmfao
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Reasons why Skins will always be the best TV series in existence
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My toxic trait? I have a literal fear of asking for help, would rather fuck everything up trying to figure it all out on my own than draw attention to myself, look incompetent and piss everyone off
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Going into lockdown felt terrifying, yet the thought of everything going back to normal is somehow even worse ?? I’m not ready man I’ve only just got used to this
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Cook from Skins saying “I bought a fucking gateau” has lived rent-free in my head for years
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Was with my ex for 3 and a half years, parents couldn't stand him and didn't even want him near our house. Been with my current boyfriend just over a year and dad's well upset he can't spend Christmas with us. Just goes to show time means nothing👏🏼👏🏼
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My first job deffo taught me it’s not about where you work, it’s about who you work with. Unpopular opinion but regardless of what you earn, the level satisfaction you get from working with true friends for life is worth soooo much more than anything else
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Remember the swine flu, bird flu & mad cow disease epidemics? Difference is, we never had devices attached to our hands 24/7 with headlines popping up every 5 seconds back then. The economy is literally gonna die as a result of a fucking flu-like illness with a 97% survival rate
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My pal just said girls only nightclubs should be a thing and I totally agree ?? Make new pals and enjoy a night out with the girls without random men tryna grope you, just imagine
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I either have the complete fucking munchies and devour 4000 calories in one sitting or totally lose my appetite and can’t eat a thing all day, there’s no in between
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So jealous of naturally photogenic girls😩 you know the ones you never see a bad pic of ?? Any angle, any outfit, no filters, like how do you do it, teach me your ways x
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Sounds dreadful, but you know a friendship is toxic when falling out with them brings you so much relief. ✨thank you for no longer talking to me, I’m enjoying the peace n quiet✨
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Swear everyone my age who didn't make the transition from Facebook to twitter back in 2012/13 is now pregnant or has kids lmao
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If you were a teenage girl any time between 2009 and 2011 and say you didn’t go through the backcombed side fringe and foundation lips phase SORRY you’re lying
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Imagine having a boyfriend who has the patience to take cute photos of you, different angles, flash on, flash off, switch up the lighting, random pics of you holding a cocktail/having dinner ?? What a dream, I just get told to fuck off x
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They say your teenage years are bad, but no one ever prepares you for how confusing your 20s will be ?? You see everyone else getting married, pregnant, graduating and reaching certain milestones, meanwhile you’re just like ??? Haha my life’s still a mess x
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WHY do people slate/stereotype ppl who work at Mc D's? Hats off to them for the busy shifts, difficult customers & dealing w/ drunks at 3am
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If a girl puts 'x' at the end of a tweet, there's a 99.9% chance she's feeling sarcastic or raging as fuck or both
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My bro works at Maccie’s & said no one leaves the building without getting changed out of their uniform cos they’re so embarrassed. WHY’S THERE STILL STIGMA ATTACHED TO WORKING IN FAST FOOD?! Easily one of the most challenging, mentally draining, fast-paced jobs going, hats off👏🏼
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Deleting someone's snapchat n number and unfollowing them off everything is suuuuch a good feeling🙂🙂
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If you were a British teenage girl in 2010 and you didn’t think Cher Lloyd’s cover of turn my swag on was the most iconic thing ever, we deffo couldn’t have been pals
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Am I the only one who gets those weird ass intrusive thoughts like “lol just imagine if the whole ceiling fell down on me head right now”
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Anyone else have hardly any pics with their boyfriend cos he’s a miserable git who moans about taking photos?😂🤦🏼♀️
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Will never understand people who complain about the NHS, we are so lucky to have access to free healthcare whenever we need it. If you had to choose between waiting a few hours in A&E or paying something ridiculous like $12,000 to mend a broken finger, it’s a no-brainer tbh
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No hate or anything, but you know when someone is pure overrated and everyone seems to worship the ground they walk on, and you have no idea why ???
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When you're actually intelligent but your personality makes you seem like an absolute dipshit🙃🙃
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Girls with small boobs honestly don’t realise how lucky they are !! Cheap bras and you don’t have to go up like 2/3 dress sizes?? Plus you can buy bra padding in Primark in £5 if you really want bigger boobs, but ya can’t buy a reduction to get rid of your back pain for a fiver🤷🏼♀️
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My biggest fear is one-sided friendships / relationships and burdening people with my presence in case they’re secretly thinking “oh fuck not her again” .... annnd that’s why I keep my distance🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
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Unpopular opinion but I would much rather be earning £10k a year doing something I genuinely enjoy and surrounded by the best people, than on £50k, bored, miserable and treated like shit. Certain situations make you realise that happiness is worth so much more than money🤔
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Insects have the WHOLE FUCKING SKY yet they still somehow choose to fly straight for your face ???
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2007 to 2012 were the best years for UK Top 40 hits, don’t even fight me on this. Pussycat Dolls, Lady Gaga, The Script, Will I Am, The Wanted, Sean Kingston, N Dubz, JLS, Shakira Shakira, the list goes on. LOVED it
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Public toilets make me feel grossss, ever wash your hands then touch the door handle and feel like you’ve cancelled it out cos of all the dirty bastards who don’t wash their hands ??? 🤢🤢
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Growing up is coming to terms with the fact that you're not really Effy Stonem, you're actually Pandora
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Why does Ed Sheeran look like he's queuing up to meet Ed Sheeran?
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Feel kinda fucked for admitting this, but do ya ever feel so insecure that you start playing games with people? Like ignoring someone's text to see how long it takes them to notice? Or asking certain questions just to hear the answer you want??
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My boyfriend wants us to book a hotel based on which one is closest to a KFC, I can’t
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Women don't wear make-up for men
Women don't wear make-up for men
Women don't wear make-up for men
Women don't wear make-up for men
Women don't wear make-up for men
Women don't wear make-up for men
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Men don't like make-up
Men don't like make-up
Men don't like make-up
Men don't like make-up
Men don't like make-up
Men don't like make-up
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Heartbreaking when you just sit there and wonder what the fuck you even did to be treated like a massive pile of shite. All I’ve tried to do is treat others how I’d wanna be treated and make life easy for everyone, and THIS is what I get in return ?? Fuckin joke🤗
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When ur in a REALLY bad mood and have to mix ur tweets up with a few jokes n generic things so ppl don't think ur gonna jump off a cliff x
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Foundations by Kate Nash is one of those songs that instantly fills me with joy no matter how old it gets
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If he cheated to have you, he'll cheat while he's with you🙃 remember that
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Life was simpler back when Hayley Williams and BoB released airplanes
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Horrible as fuck being in a situation where you feel unwanted and like all you do is irritate everyone, so you notice yourself getting quieter and quieter till you literally say nothing at all 🤐
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Actually sickening that in 2018, a 17-year-old can have her underwear used against her in a rape case?? Sorry but the most obvious argument here is HOW COULD YOU HAVE SEEN HER UNDERWEAR WITHOUT GOING BEYOND CONSENSUAL TERRITORY IN THE FIRST PLACE? Victim blaming needs to stop🤢
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Don't understand girls who want big boobs tbh, backache isn't fun, never finding tops that fit isn't fun, hunched shoulders aren't fun, please just take it away from me x x
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Swear one thing people don’t understand about me is that I LOVE open communication. Done something to piss you off? Tell me. Happy with something I did? Tell me. Don’t just keep dropping weird hints and mixed signals which drive my anxiety up the fucking wall, thank youuuu x
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Feel like the only person 18-30 who can’t stand the thought of festivals🤢🤢 camping, everything stinks, no clean toilets or showers, queuing up for about a year to spend £10+ on a drink, and how tf do you straighten your hair or do your make-up properly ?? It’s a no from me
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I don't understand why people give shop assistants so much abuse??? Ok I get it, Christmas shopping is stressful but that's no excuse to take it out on the innocent person who's just doing their job ya know
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Disgusts me when blokes think it's ok to keep hitting on you even after you say you've got a boyfriend, then make comments like "it doesn't matter cos he's not here." Erm who do you think you are?? Get your ass back on tinder and leave me the fuck alone you perverted reptile
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Can I just go back to year 7 when my only worries were my planner not being signed by my mum
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Think it's ridiculous how much eye tests, glasses and contacts cost. I didn't ask to be born half blind no ???
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Every straight girl has at least one drop-dead gorgeous girl crush, don’t even try and deny it
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Ever look back at old pics and wonder why the fuck you ever thought you were fat??? I actually am fat now looool, shoulda made the most of it
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Having big boobs is deffo not fun and games, normal clothes look slutty af like it’s not my fault they fall out of JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING I WEAR. I feel constantly exposed and indecent🤮🤮
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Heartbreak sucks but have you ever listened to a song that takes you back to a time and place you’ll never experience again ??? 🙃
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Honestly thought ending a relationship after nearly 4 years would be the worst decision I’d ever make, but now my skin is glowing, I’ve lost a stone, and my bank balance is looking so much fucking healthier. Who’s the real winner here👏🏼💫
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Heartbreak is realising someone you adore to bits quite honestly couldn’t give a flying fuck about ya, I’m outta here
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Do you ever cringe at how naive and stupid you used to be, like if I was ever in that situation again I would NEVER react how I did before
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As a kid you never realise that “9 sleeps till Santa comes !!!” will slowly turn into “holy fuck, I’ve got 9 days (216 full hours) to finish my shitty Christmas shopping, battle the crowds with everyone coughing and not knowing how to walk, then wrap all this shit up, cba”
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If someone tries to shoot Donald Trump, will his bodyguards shout "Donald duck?"😂😭
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Isn’t it hilarious how certain people can make you feel sooo unwanted and shit about yourself, then twist it to make you look like the toxic one, just cos you won’t pretend to stand for their bullshit ?? Looool
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Actually killllls my confidence looking at other girls’ instas 🙁 haha why you so elegant 🙁 why do I look like shrek
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Swear every girl’s had that random 6 month interlude between relationships where they just go mad n off the rails hahaha no shame
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