You’re not smart, you’re retarded.

For women, baking a loaf of bread as a gift likely won't decrease your chances of finding a traditional man.

An incredibly simple idea and all your devotion to it.

I don’t understand why you use Excel, auto save to onedrive unless I strictly tell it to save on my computer? . No thanks, I’ll use numbers. The only issue is Excel users replying to my emails, “How do I open this?”.

Implementing new policy at the office Monday morning, I’m gonna be so loved.

Invest in what doesn’t change.

“grok, tell me about that NiaN guy”

Talk to the people doing the work. Talk to end users. Watch how they use what you’ve built. Insane value is waiting for you. Doing this as an employee, makes you the one with insane ideas. Fast track to promotion. Make yourself invaluable.

No one wants your product, they want what it enables. No one wanted the lightbulb, they wanted light. No one wanted electricity, they wanted to power things. No one wanted the car, they wanted to go from A to B. No one wants ai, they want what it enables.

This app is getting ridiculous, you can’t even tell the truth anymore.

I knew a guy who I thought had a nickname, turns out it was just his name. Seagull.

Update, I’m a drug smuggler

People do what they’re incentivized to do. If incentivized to lie, they will. And so on.

Work for big wins. Compete against weak opponents. Keep going.

Share your mind, how else will people find your value.

Must of been a stupid rule

Hire slow, fire fast. Cut bottom %. Torture greatness, rarely fire when you’ve decided to keep.

You can generally tell how successful someone is based on their speed to respond.

To lead, talk about your wins, why else would your team trust to follow you? . Talk about the revenue growth, cost savings, sales, positive support tickets, goals hit etc. Show them it's working.