Duncan Chisholm
@DuncanChisholm
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Joined September 2009
When a girl says, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!" It basically means she's psycho.
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If a cop asks "Do you know why I pulled you over?" say "Because you're a hater" and they have to let you go. It's the law.
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When you spend more time choosing the movie on Netflix than actually watching it
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Why in the hell was Blue Mountain State canceled #ridiculous
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Like RT @IBJNNG: #NHL14JVR #NHL14Lupul #NHL14JVR #NHL14Lupul #NHL14JVR #NHL14Lupul #NHL14JVR #NHL14Lupul
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Demonic possession seems to be the Devil showing himself by giving people temporary Tourette's and making them do yoga on a bed.
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