Indians were 80/20 in favour of Brexit. Thank God for Trump for believing in them.

If Sabbath want to replace their lead singer, Johnnie Rotten is still available.

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Rule 1:.Boys only want one thing. Rule 2:.It's your vagina, not your brain. Rule 3:.We are in the midst of great poetry.

If Trump is guilty of the gang rape of minors along with his friend Epstein, he should stand down as president. Because there are plenty of people who can do the same job that aren't so guilty. The fact that Bill Clinton may be equally as guilty is moot.

I haven't posted in a while, but I've been banned from Reddit again - 6 days this time and by real-time human moderators. Apparently. I'm taken by the nascent bromance that takes place between Charles Bronson and Toshiro Mifune in Red Sun. Has anyone seen this?.

Maybe we should stop the Jews from eliminating us for a change.

Reddit can take a flying f**k (and I do mean fork) to itself. I've never felt more in Hell than this. Satan-designed bots.

Note: there is no such person as Andrew Tate.

Latest: Andrew Tate denies that Andrew Tate even exists. He is nothing but a front for the KGB.

Don't believe these stories of sheep that haven't been clipped in years. Our sheep used to shear themselves by forcing their way through wire fences, rubbing themselves on posts and the like. Hardly any wool left. Obviously, there's always one that's lazier than the other.

Kurt Cobain blew his brains out with a shotgun like my own dear grandpapa. The band plays on. Kurt gets reincarnated as a teacher. Sting.

Americans have been fooling us all along about pronunciation and spelling. Otherwise, Zed would have been Zee in Pulp Fiction, and Bruce Willis would've said "Zee's dee" at the end, then revved up the bike. Like an Aberdonian.

Men have souls. Women have abysses that they are thrown uselessly into.

I've just thought of a new supergroup. Tom Waits, Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney and anyone black.

For some reason, I feel like I'm stuck inside of the Hunter Biden laptop. I'm thinking of telling my girls that.

A lot of people like Marxism. But Marxism doesn't teach you how to become a gentleman. For that, you have to attend Gordonstoun.

After a while, you will discover that 9 out of 10 philosophers are Stoic. This is not a recommendation.

Trump and Zelenskyy have come to the same conclusion: the Feds needs to release the John Lennon files.

Something tells me the Nazis are still fucking with us, and we ought to have burned every single one of them like witches. That way, we'd appreciate Nietzsche better.