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@dumbamber
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Can i have some Mold on my Sandwitch ? 😊 No worries if Not i Love you the same
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Does anyone want to practice any surgeries on me. I’ll do pretty much anything except Buccal Fat Removal. Fuck that
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men lie about their height so much i used to think that men and women had different height measurements, like shoe sizes
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the check engine light in your car knows when you are feeling bad and comes out to say hi ❤️
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someone in transcona is selling their house for 450k should i message them and tell them to kill themselves
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every sunday night i cant sleep because im scared im going to accidentally go to work naked or on drugs or not dressed properly or my car is going to break or not start or i actually got fired and i dont work there anymore or im going to get into a car accident otw or im
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Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down?😭😭
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you can do literally whatever i didnt shampoo my hair for 6 years once it didnt matter and no one knew or cared
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imagine you wake up an hour earlier because of the time change, you have a terrible drive to work, you’re late and the first patient you see is an old white guy who refers to himself as “mr cornrows”
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unemployed. only awake at night. spending most of my time getting fucked up with my cat. bowlcut
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my own personal conspiracy theory that i have is one of the faceless accounts im mutuals with is actually my friend who died and he faked his death to get away from his shit life and now he’s keeping tabs on me anonymously
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I’ve been so invested in pokemon go ive forgotten to exercise, do most of my job, eat lunch, read and do laundry for weeks
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lentils. beans. chickpeas. these are the great foods. you must be consuming them daily. these simple foods are the path towards greatness.
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i think im going to freak out soon. i think im really going to fly off the handle in a bit.
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