Ladies, this is your reminder to remind him...

The only time my wife doens't have her phone is when I'm at the store...

She's so lucky though...

Anyone else's kid obsessed with this song?

Clearly we have a healthy marriage...

Better call the neighbors and let them know it's not real…

My wife has gone too far...

Something tells me they'll be 9 again next year...

Anything I don't know how to do is something I haven't youtubed...

What's the best couples costume out there??

Cutest. Pirates. Ever.

We all know Heidi is right @FCPolice

Stay tuned to see if it floats! What should I turn it into next?

Turns out it wasn’t a phase... #emo #toropartner #60V #autumn #leafblower @TheToroCompany

When you've been married 14 years, you gotta find ways to keep things interesting...

We can't be the only family like this... right???

This is how Jeff Bezos got his start

2 years ago today, my wife surprised me with my dream truck! It's been quite the experience driving it every day; some ups, some downs... some noises that I'm still not sure about, but all in all its been legit!

At least we have yoga pants...

Women are so oblivious... @ohhyoubetcha