"And then he said, 'They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the pets!'"

#VoteJasonCarrieCMT

@ChaseSupport maybe you can help?! Cuz otherwise I’m never using chase travel again. Why should I use a travel agency if the travel agency will be of no support to me? #worstexperience

So please tell me @AeromexicoUSA & @Chase why does your customer service suck and why do I have no option to refund even though the email I got from @Chase stated “Request Refund” &why would @Chase partner with a shitty @AeromexicoUSA if they don’t give customers the same service

How can I get from Minneapolis to Atlanta in less than an hour? @Delta and @AeromexicoUSA have changed my flight itinerary so that I go from Chicago to Minneapolis then from Atlanta to my final destination & I can’t get refunded bc I used @Chase travel & not Aeromexico direct

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

And now I will be able to sleep 💙💙

The voters have spoken, and they have chosen @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris to be our next president and vice president. It's a history-making ticket, a repudiation of Trump, and a new page for America. Thank you to everyone who helped make this happen. Onward, together.

We did it, @JoeBiden.

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country. The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not. I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

The hard truth is it didn't have to be this bad. But Donald Trump's shortsighted actions weakened our ability to respond to a pandemic long before COVID-19 reached our shores.

Make no mistake: COVID-19 has caused a massive economic challenge. But this crisis hit us harder, and will last longer, because Donald Trump spent the last three years undermining the core pillars of our economic strength.

South Korea and the US had their first reported case on the same day. Today, South Korea has reduced daily cases by 90%. In the US, 70,000 Americans have died and unemployment has hit 14.7%. The difference: competent government that heeds experts. Vote for that in November.

#PhiRhoHalloween 🐧

I don’t have enough TVs in my house for the amount of games on. I LOVE POST SEASON SOFTBALL

John Crane is hiring CNC Machinists! We have 20 openings with great benefits including a $2,000 sign on bonus! Know anyone that might be interested? Share this opportunity and tell anyone interested to bring their friends!

Donald Fucking Trump is at the College Football Final game?! Why. Just why.