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Danniel Schoonebeek

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Poet & author of American Barricade (2014) and Trébuchet (2016). 2019 NEA fellow in poetry. Editor of the PEN Poetry Series. Writing a novel, FML.

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Danniel Schoonebeek
7 years
Been hanging on this news for a minute and psyched that I can finally dust off the bullhorn: mega-honored to be a 2019 NEA fellow in poetry alongside so many friends and champs, will say a word or two more about this in days to come
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6 years
Some takeaways from rewatching A League of Their Own: Madonna is from Peekskill, NY. Jimmy Dugan is an irredeemable piece of shit. Téa Leoni is in this movie and has zero lines. The Racine Belles did NOT blow a 3-1 lead in the finals. But the 2016 Golden State Warriors sure did.
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Danniel Schoonebeek
6 years
Galaxy brain: what if we all stopped going to the traveling corporate writing conference in perpetuity and agreed to spend all the money on indie publishers every year instead of just the one year there's global hysteria
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Danniel Schoonebeek
6 years
Pitchfork editor: okay I need a list of the best punk albums of 2019 Pitchfork writer: *rubs hands together* hell yeah I am gonna put so much instantly forgettable mediocre niche shit on this list
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Danniel Schoonebeek
6 years
Y'all ever think about how Buzzy Cohen went into Final Jeopardy in game 2 of his insanely dominant run with $9400 and Jerry had $16400 and Jerry beefed it on a clue about Dracula and is probably 100% haunted by this fact for the rest of time? Just me? Cool.
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Danniel Schoonebeek
6 years
Thanks for throwing some love at the never-ending chorus of my straw-bale tenor, @tnypoetry
@tnypoetry
TNY Poetry
6 years
Read and listen to @dschoonebeek ’s poem in full: https://t.co/UHSrECro6O
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Danniel Schoonebeek
7 years
The fact that Bill de Blasio's campaign song is Rudy Can't Fail should make him ineligible to hold public office and make decisions as benign as which cereal he intends to eat on a given morning
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@bk_review
The Brooklyn Review
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@dschoonebeek
Danniel Schoonebeek
7 years
lol you used the word traversing in a poem
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Danniel Schoonebeek
7 years
Really hope "the Unfuckable Hulk" is already a Jonah Ryan insult on @VeepHBO and I'm not quite literally dreaming of being a writer on that show
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Danniel Schoonebeek
7 years
If ever you find yourself on the brink, whatever you do don’t watch another human karaoke “Beverley Hills”
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Danniel Schoonebeek
7 years
Congratulations everyone we have arrived at the moment in history where independent presses now send you text notifications on your phone about new publications like they're getting out the vote for mid-term elections
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Danniel Schoonebeek
7 years
Me: I think that racist poem got published because he paid them off. My friends: You’re paranoid. Ivy League scandal: hold both of my beers.
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Danniel Schoonebeek
7 years
Has the phrase "this ain't my first rodeo" ever made the person to whom it's said feel assured
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Danniel Schoonebeek
7 years
Also if you vibe with this obscure punk-rock-adjacent copywriting joke, you are hereby invited to my funeral for the rest of the time that I am alive on earth
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Danniel Schoonebeek
7 years
*Turns Circle Jerks up to 11* 🎼 DECLINE EVERYTHING 🎼
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@dschoonebeek
Danniel Schoonebeek
7 years
Thanks to everyone at @NEAarts, a squadron of saints if ever there was one
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Danniel Schoonebeek
7 years
Every time an editor asks me to excerpt one of my poems or submit something under a page for online publication, I wonder if they've ever strode up to the ocean and thought, "pity we can only fit one bucket of water in this tiny contraption."
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Danniel Schoonebeek
7 years
INCOMING KNICKS FREE AGENT SIGNINGS WATCH OUT WORLD
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Danniel Schoonebeek
7 years
Haven't tweeted in 39 days but popping back into the psycho-sphere right quick to remind you all that A League of Their Own is one of the crowning achievements of American cinema BYE
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