dr traffic twt 🚦
@drtraffictwt
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i diagnose the traffic twitter locals
traffictwt town
Joined October 2025
hi it’s me Dr traffic twt!! Until I get my straw page set up, reply here for assessment, diagnosis, and treatment!
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fun fact: traffic twt doctor is scared of real doctors because they’re all bitches /affectionate
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i did in fact forget i have celiacs and ate fried chicken…
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medical advice: if you have celiac’s disease, DONT EAT GLUTEN
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if ur having a medical emergency you should probably call 911….
DO I CALL 911?????????
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is this a medical opinion orrrrr???
LET IT BE KNOWN JAY IS A LOSER!!!
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I run two separate ones but that’s only because I wanted to make this one have an awful boss (@traffictwtchief)
What are the chances that all of those traffictwt accounts are run by the same person
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who said traffic twt can’t cook (except its edible because as a doctor i value my health)
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new disorder just dropped: minecraftis - also known as when you want to drop everything (sleep, work, school, eating, etc) just to play minecraft
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as a medical professional I think it’s very important to take this survey
please go take this survey so i can pass my psychology class (rts are VERY appreciated i need as many responses as possible from as many fandoms as possible)
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wait how many of my patients are diagnosed with lesbianism? cause that’s the disease I have
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yea this is a medical condition we like to call “grian disease” but not “grian disorder” because that’s when you show up late to everything
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truly the worst disease of all is when we miss gem :( I miss gem :(
I miss Gem Geminitay :(
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being a magical girl is the best illness to have
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please- don’t eat conditioner? like- that’s really bad for you- guys please- your health-
is conditioner edible
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i- I don’t even know what to say-
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I diagnose her with “OH MY GOD SHES SO PRETTY”
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art block is my least favorite medical condition
Guys I have art block give me Life Series moments you want me to draw (preferably with videos / rough time stamps) (also zero promises I’ll get them all done if there are several)
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not even my nurse salary could part with that money holy hell
This one really hurt my bank account 😭😭
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ah yes my favorite medical condition: evil bisexual
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