Today I found two guys fighting and I went to separate them but when I heard their story I left in peace.....like how can you borrow someone's trouser and adjust it to your favourable measurement..?
*I texted my Ex 'Hi' and she quickly updated her Status 'Doing fine without you'. See this girl, who told her I want her back? Just wanted to tell her, I saw her dad in town today wearing my vest she took
Hubby: I wanna tell you something..
Wife: It's not a good manners to talk while eating.
(AFTER EATING)
Wife now tell me..
Hubby: There was a cockroach in your Biryani..
Moral: Listen to your hubby once in a while..