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@droftheobvious

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Dedicated to an above average comprehension of the obvious

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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
4 days
Hey @duolingo, I'm halfway through your Spanish course's final section, but I still can't understand Bad Bunny. I have learned a lot about lesbian dating, though. #ThanksDuolingo
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
18 days
How long is Disney going to be willing to lose tens of millions of dollars a year keeping Jimmy Kimmel on the air to appease liberals?
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
22 days
If only everyone who is canceling their Disney subscriptions would have watched Jimmy Kimmel Live, it might have been profitable.
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
22 days
Why have these late night shows been kept on the air long after becoming unprofitable? It’s obvious.
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
23 days
Bye bye Jimmy Kimmel.
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
23 days
People are upset that Trump walked in front of King Charles, but I think it's unfair to expect Trump to navigate their wishy-washy feelings about royalty. One day it's "no kings!" and the next it's "respect kings!" How about a middle ground like kings are fine, but we don’t need
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
23 days
No kings!! 😡
@WPLGLocal10
WPLG Local 10 News
23 days
The carriages are being polished, the family silver is being laid out, and diamonds are being dusted off as King Charles III prepares to offer a royal welcome to Donald Trump.
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
24 days
There are some seriously shitty people out there. 😕
@femqueencaptain
Swan 🦢
25 days
He was fucking ugly no shade
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
25 days
As opposed to a pleasant multi-vehicle crash.
@wsvn
WSVN 7 News
25 days
TRAFFIC ALERT: A gnarly multi-vehicle crash on Interstate 95 at 79th street has forced the closure of all northbound mainlines and a left express lane.
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
29 days
I know they’ll twist this, but how?
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@DaxophoneSolo
ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕗𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕩𝕠𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕖
29 days
@mjfree People should post this every day so we never forget that you specifically called for the assassination of Charlie Kirk.🩸🩸🩸 https://t.co/PtZ0ZVyNG5
@mjfree
Morgan J. Freeman
2 years
Eradicate Chuck Kirk & his kind!
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
30 days
Liberals are the worst.
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
30 days
We’re the closest we’ve been but we’re not close… ok. Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk told parliament it was "the closest we have been to open conflict since World War Two", though he also said he had "no reason to believe we're on the brink of war". https://t.co/ZECe8UNce0
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Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk told parliament it was "the closest we have been to open conflict since World War Two."
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
1 month
Everyone is talking about baseball lady, but is anyone talking about this?
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
1 month
Puppy.
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
1 month
Now this is the kind of Florida man story I want to see.
@wsvn
WSVN 7 News
1 month
A Florida man wearing Batman pajamas tackled a burglar in his neighbor’s garage, holding him until police arrived to make the arrest.
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@droftheobvious
Dr. of the Obvious
1 month
Why did you guys cut the trans part of the flag out of your tweet? Feels pretty transphobic. 😕
@WPLGLocal10
WPLG Local 10 News
1 month
'A CAUSE WORTH FIGHTING FOR' - Fort Lauderdale is holding firm in protecting its rainbow crosswalk amid a state directive to remove them across Florida.
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