RT @ai_for_success: Google NotebookLM is absolutely insane, easily the best AI product out there, and it is free to use. The new Mindmap….

Talk about "burying the lead" . The least reported sentence from today's Willow announcement from Google: "It lends credence to the notion that quantum computation occurs in many parallel universes, in line with the idea that we live in a multiverse. " 🤔.

What do you want to know?.

I knew the cats reminded me of something.

I miss the days when the Internet was mostly this. .

My cat has a very specific comic sensibility. He really digs Mr. Show

Leaving a great team @pendoio was really hard - but I needed to do it. Since people have been asking me a lot, I wrote it all down here:

The geese are taking over @HeyHeyItsConrad . .

welp. after more than 2 years of dodging COVID, I finally got tagged. Worst possible time (of course). *sigh* A square on my 2022 bingo card I was hoping to miss. The worst part is all the people I have to disappoint by cancelling all the stuff I was going to do.

"tell you what, let's meet halfway." - not always the optimal strategy :-).

👀at you @HeyHeyItsConrad. .

Models for Data Consistency:. 1) You are eventually consistent <- strong consistency.2) Are you eventually consistent <- questionable consistency.3) Eventually consistent you are <- Yoda consistency.4) Are consistent eventually you <- Iambic consistency.

hey @glossaudio. Is your site down? Trying to get a master done. Love your product, but server errors make me sad :-(.

RT @Kintaba: One of the highlights of #IRConf will be chatting w/ @drensin (SVP Eng @pendoio & ex-Google) about ⭐customer-centric⭐ incident….

RT @Kintaba: We're excited to announce #IRConf 💥 A 1-day virtual conference dedicated to Incident Response 🔥📟. Keynotes: @editingemily | @d….

I'm a sucker for anything "AI" that has to do with music. This is very cool. (here's what I came up with: .

oh New Zealand. What have you done.

I guess @Twitter is not so good at arithmetic today.

WTF @FedEx ?? You're more than 1 week late. I opened a trace 2 days ago and no update (just called). "please call back tomorrow. I don't see any action on your trace".

Ben speaks publicly /so/ rarely. This is a must-see!.

today is a good day :-).