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Some people just dance to a different drummer. Know what I mean? For example I was dancing to a different drummer and I got bursitis in my left knee.

Confidence and peacefulness mean presence. If you walk into a packed room and you have presence, people will notice. It's all about presence. I mean, have you ever walked into a room without being there?

Walk into a room like you own it. People will notice the difference. If you're short, use a pogostick.

Walk into a room like you own it. It's all about confidence, presence, and being tall.

Walk into a room like you own it. Especially if you're the homeowner.

I've had a bit of bursitis in my left knee and while my knee is healing I'd like to stay active without walking so I'm thinking of doing a pogostick tour of the cathedrals of Europe.

And I held out that sign, true story, the sign saying "How do I Get to Mount Rushmore" and only later did I realize that Rushmore isn't a woman. [if you have even a tiny bit of intelligence, give this a like]

I drove from Niagara to Alaska through America without a map, true story. Or true enough for X. And in Cicero, a suburb of Chicago, I stood at the side of the road with a basket on my head holding out a sign that said "How Do I Get to Mount Rushmore." True story.

Half a year later, how does this hilarious comment not have more likes? Wait, is it possible that readers on X are stu...[communication breaks off at this point]

__ Despite the name, no one in Montenegro is getting "mounted."

__ Brampton Ontario is sometimes called "Little Punjab" even though it actually has a lot of Punjab.

__ Despite the name, Montenegro has fewer people than the population of Brampton Ontario. [Canadians are the folks most likely to understand this "little Punjab" joke.]

__ Time immemorial. Or as I like to call it: this morning.

__ Activism in the West has become a mere echo: a response to badness. That makes the badness the boss of me. Reaction. Call and response. Doing what you do because someone else does something is literally reactionary. The Jews bombed this so I did that. The orange

__ “On this day I hope love blossoms among nations,” he says. They say. Everyone says. Give him an Order of Canada for saying it. [already did] Always these insistent federal formations to destroy our souls. Nations, not watersheds or neighborhoods that are formations that have

__ Every tall person was short but no short person was tall. --david thor

__ My dad was a geologist and I meet a guy whose dad was a geologist and I'm like: what's that make us?