This nigga gizmo finna turn up soon.

Until the day I die. I . Spill . My . Heart. For . You.

I've said it before. The best part of the Boomer Generation is their music.

They should abolish the IRS in recognition of Independence Day.

GM from my internet girlfriend. She is the shecksiest.

"You said you love the Yankees like 10 times in this conversation and you haven't said you love me yet.". Yeah well, she's my ex and guess who I'm watching on the television.

It took me a while to admit that I like most of my steaks cooked medium well.

We're fighting for our right to live.

All of your problems stem from the fact that you are 10 lbs overweight.

RT @MEonBTC: show me some inscribed art.

$gizmo

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#NewProfilePic clean af

I made it and I take full credit

Look at the new FTW art piece that I bought tonight, it's amazing. No, ladies, this is not ai generated art. You can tell because I told you. Isn't she lovely?