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ceo of drarry threads, proshippers DNI (dm if i follow any by accident im cleaning out my following) support 🇵🇸 im on hiatus cause twt is stressing me out

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—drarry socmed where draco is harrys school bully but unbeknownst to the both of them, he is also harrys roblox girlfriend
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the malfoys and potters had a marriage contract that got voided when james married lily. harry finds it and jokingly calls draco his fiance in his brain even tho theyre not close. but postwar he sees draco getting bullied and impulsively hes like "stay away from MY fiance"
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1 year
do you ever think about how we almost had a canon scene in the movie where draco threw his wand to harry changing their entire relationship dynamic and redeeming himself but they cut it because the actor couldnt catch the wand
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professor potter at hogwarts giving his students extra credit to whoever gives him the best idea on how to get professor malfoy to madly fall in love with him because he has no idea how to ask him out like a normal person
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1 year
when draco says he hates harry to his face we laugh its so unserious. when harry says he hates draco, we cry scream and faint its so serious
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draco always thought of harry as the prime example of a gryffindor but remembers harry had the hat stall for a few minutes and wonders what other house got the hat so stumped. so he asks harry when theyre friends and when harry says "slytherin lol", draco has a mental breakdown
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eighth year draco runs out of his Sleekeazys hair potions and hes too poor to buy more (ministry took malfoy fortune for reparations) so he walks around embarrassed of the frizzy untamable curly hair inherited from the black side. but harry is actually sooo obsessed
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mi (read bio)
1 year
one day harry realizes he likes draco and immediately thinks oh he has to be my boyfriend. he doesnt give draco time to refuse hes like "get on the motorcycle malfoy we're going on a date then im taking u to the burrow so molly can make u a sweater- why are u yelling???"
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1 year
Harry "with all the Black and Potter vaults" Potter convincing Draco "lost all the Malfoy fortune from post war reparations" Malfoy to go on a date with him
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harry is depressed bc draco is in an arranged marriage. ron and hermione, like the good friends they are, decide to sabotage dracos wedding after finding out dracos in love w harry too. by sabotage i mean they put draco in a sack and run away from the venue to harrys house
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mi (read bio)
1 year
im reading a drarry fic with trans male draco and its good but. the dark lord gave draco top surgery. im not joking i repeat. VOLDEMORT GAVE DRACO TOP SURGERY IN THE FIC
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mi (read bio)
1 year
fic idea draco is stuck as a white ferret animagus. ron finds him and makes him his pet not knowing its draco. he takes care of ferret draco quite affectionately and draco enjoys being pampered but when harry visits ron, he KNOWS its fuckign malfoy
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mi (read bio)
1 year
au where draco asks the golden trio for help on getting out of his arranged marriage and harry looks a little too excited about this, which makes ron and hermione side eye him so hard and kick his leg under the table to behave
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1 year
professor potions master draco malfoy thinking hes the next big bad snape but really his students all love him because hes the grumpy silly teacher and they ride and die for him
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1 year
eighth year draco deciding to call everyone by their first name except harry and it drives him absolutely insane to the point where he starts becoming obsessed with making draco say his name
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imagine at draco and harrys wedding, harry is like "im so glad i'm getting married to my best friend, the person who understands me the most" and immediately ron, hermione, ginny, luna stand up from their seats
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mi (read bio)
1 year
idgaf about canon draco being popular in slytherin because hes rich and pureblood mf EVERYONE IS... im making draco popular because everyone thinks hes silly and hilarious they want to protect their sweet prince of slytherin
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mi (read bio)
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down and out draco gets seen in muggle london by an acting agent that is amazed this dramatic, high cheekbone pale blond is not in the entertainment industry and convinces him to work on movies. harry goes insane when he sees draco on a movie poster
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1 year
harry, with hermiones help, writes 7 books about his life to avoid interviews by answering all questions. instead his autobio creates a cult following and the most popular character from the series isnt him, but its draco malfoy. and apparently fans think they should date???
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1 year
love those fics where draco is literally doing his own thing like hes a renowned healer/professor/potions master and becomes a kind self respected powerful individual. harry seeing all this immediately makes him lose the idgaf war he has to find out happened
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mi (read bio)
1 year
harry would get canceled so quick in the wizarding world (every year at hogwarts) but now its like "isnt Harry Potter one of the greatest wizards of our time?" "ahh hes kinda problematic tho hes married to an ex death eater called malfoy" "ewww wtf why do ppl support him??"
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1 year
animagus cat harry where he sneaks into dracos gang eighth year to investigate and draco adopts him as the pet for slytherins bc hes a beautiful lil black cat and everyone loves him. harry likes being pampered by them (esp draco) bc hes cute and not bc hes their savior
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1 year
draco figures out hes in love with harry and checks himself into st mungos janus thickey ward to institutionalize himself because there must be something wrong with him... meanwhile harry goes crazy trying to find out what dracos illness is even tho its none of his business
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1 year
drarry taking a break and harry is surprised because all his friends are devastated. hermione cant infofump with draco, ron cant crack jokes and talk about qudditch or chess with draco, molly is crying because she cant cook for him etc. draco became so integrated in their lives
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mi (read bio)
1 year
drarry friends with benefits except thats just what draco thinks and harry treats it like a whole relationship knowing hes clueless. draco doesnt find out until literally harry gets him to the altar and signs their marriage certificate for them
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1 year
harry potter dies and while he gives some of his belongings to the weasleys and his other friends, all the potter and black vaults/properties go to his ex boyfriend draco malfoy and everyone is shocked
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1 year
I JUST FOUND OUT ONE OF MY FAVORITE DRARRY AUTHORS IS ONE OF THE CREATORS OF AO3
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mi (read bio)
11 months
accidentally came up with a banger au... incident where draco and harry both get amnesia (use ur imagination) so when they meet for the first time they turn into friends and eventually lovers... then they get their memories back and they're like "🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️do we break up or??"
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1 year
harry does poorly in auror training bc he dgaf until ron, who rly wants him there, convinces him he can apply his old malfoy stalking skills onto work and harry becomes the best auror that year. it backfires after harry quits, deciding his true calling is stalking draco instead
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mi (read bio)
11 months
albus potter at the burrow at a weasley family reunion fighting for his life defending the malfoys
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mi (read bio)
1 year
drarrytwt so desperate after the ao3 shutdown theyre reading 2000s doujinshi drarry this is amazing
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mi (read bio)
1 year
time travel fic where instead of draco befriending golden trio he befriends neville and lavender for info because 1. purebloods so his parents n slytherins wont be suspicious 2. they share a dorm with golden trio 3. they can be manipulated. it ends with harry getting jealous
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mi (read bio)
1 year
drarry socmed au where harry and draco have massive twt beef and fight all the time then one day draco deactivates and harry is DEVASTATED so he goes on twitter everyday asking "guys what happened to my oomfie draco pls im shaking"
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mi (read bio)
11 months
ron watching harry fall in love with draco in real time
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1 year
harry is like "pffft ur so desperate to be my fiance malfoy sure" but two months in, harry cracks (losing the idgaf war) and hes like "draco we need to get married NOW i cant take it any longer be my husband" they argue and settle on getting married after a 1 year engagement
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mi (read bio)
1 year
socmed au where harry gets cornered by draco his school bully so he sends one last text goodbye to his roblox girlfriend but then dracos phone vibrates and they just stare at each other
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mi (read bio)
1 year
slytherin dormmates greg, vince, theo, and blaise convening together third year after realizing draco has been talking about harry potter way more than necessary for enemies
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mi (read bio)
1 year
exes drarry draco isnt surprised harry is dating others after him cause he knew harry could do better than him. he doesnt hold it against him and theyre still friends. it takes draco a few years but he eventually gets a new boyfriend and harry is so salty 😭
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mi (read bio)
1 year
draco would never continue to be mean n instigate fights with harry after the war in eighth year. he saved his life and dracos self preservation is too strong. he'd keep minimal contact with harry, keep his head down, and be polite. which is the exact OPPOSITE of what harry wants
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mi (read bio)
1 year
if it was harrys wedding, draco would just silently watch in pain and sorrow. but if it was dracos wedding, harry would not let that fucking slide JUST because he has a bad gut feeling. he would call in every favor to stop that wedding and object so loudly at the altar 😭
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mi (read bio)
1 year
we need scenarios in fics where draco and luna get confused for each other bc they wear unique gnc clothes and have the most beautiful long white blond hair. ginny hugs draco from behind thinking its luna and he screams. theo slaps luna on the back n its not draco so hes like 🧍‍♂️
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mi (read bio)
1 year
theo had a crush on draco since childhood and developed another crush on harry at hogwarts so he felt very conflicted when drarry happened
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mi (read bio)
1 year
me escaping public stigma from my followers after finding out on ao3 all i search for in drarry fics are tags like "jealous harry potter" "possessive harry potter" or "harry is obsessed with draco malfoy"
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mi (read bio)
1 year
harry admitting he find dracos hot when hes a pointy string bean in eighth year makes ron so confused. ron would get it if hes attractive he knows harry has a weakness for pretty boys no matter how evil (ex. t*m 2nd yr) but malfoy? fresh out of azkaban, starved depressed era???
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mi (read bio)
1 year
i only like drarry amnesia fics where its comedic cause either harry or draco fall in love with each other at first sight and the other has to try and convince them that theyre enemies. its way too sad when they lose memories when they were already in a relationship :(
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mi (read bio)
1 year
me whenever draco is in trouble in a drarry fic and its not harry or hermione that saves him but its ron
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mi (read bio)
1 year
harry and draco switch between having a steak dinner then eating taco bell for their dates because they take turns choosing what to eat. funny thing is draco is the one asking for taco bell (addictive bc he never had it) and harry asks for steak dinners (hes a carnivore...)
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mi (read bio)
1 year
harry/ginny are happy but have one problem- theyre both tops. they try to find swingers to get it out their system then find draco/astoria, who are bottoms. it shouldnt be a problem but the chemistry was so good they end up leaving each other n switching couples permanently 💀
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mi (read bio)
1 year
imagine harry asks draco to hang out with him eighth year and draco thinks hes trying to protect him because of his savior complex meanwhile harry thinks theyre dating now
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mi (read bio)
1 year
eighth year party fics are unbeatable. spin the bottle. drinking games. why do a bunch of traumatized eighteen year olds use veritaserum just to play a game of truth or dare for laughs??? amazing
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mi (read bio)
1 year
veela draco au he finds out harry is his true mate and if they dont form a bond draco dies. instead of trying, draco just accepts death and months later hes hospitalized bc hes stubborn. harry finds out and hes so fucking offended draco would rather die than bond with him 😭
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mi (read bio)
1 year
who i ship draco with: harry, astoria, neville, theo, ron, george, fred who i ship harry with: draco.
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mi (read bio)
1 year
draco ends up dating harrys entire friend group post war and harry goes insane like hes living in a dystopia
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mi (read bio)
1 year
draco can pull off messy hair and glasses but harry CANNOT pull of straight hair and no glasses like sir that is ur identity
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mi (read bio)
1 year
everybody lives au draco gets a potions internship with lily potter and his views change cause of her positive influence and how much he admires her. draco apologizes to others for his ignorance but still hates harry and ron bc theyre annoying which confuses harry
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mi (read bio)
1 year
beauxbatons draco is goated bc hes literally a pretty posh french boy who probably wears silk and jewels and has flower petals being thrown in his direction what more can I say
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mi (read bio)
1 year
drarry soulmate au where they arent soulmates but they still choose to be together despite everyone discouraging them, either saying they should be with their soulmate or that harry/draco arent worth it. but harry and draco still stay together through it all
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mi (read bio)
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au draco and harry are childhood friends when harry is raised by remus after snape finds out hes being abused at the dursleys. snape is dracos godfather so they have playdates as children. harry is the light in dracos life as he actively changes dracos views and makes him better
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mi (read bio)
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harry will sometimes see a lone cow standing in the hallway during eighth year but it disappears and reappears sporadically. it drives harry crazy because no one believes him. turns out its draco as a cow animagus
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mi (read bio)
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draco befriends ginny after their first meeting bc shes one of those people that slaps her friends butts to greet them and thinks its luna she slaps but its just draco w long hair so shes like "omfg so sorry I thought u were luna" and dracos like "WHY ARE U SLAPPING HER ARSE??"
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mi (read bio)
1 year
even draco didnt know about the contract now suddenly everyone knows draco is harrys fiance cause its in the news and no one believes draco when he says hes not 😭 even harrys like "🤓☝️ ermm actually genius u are according to the contract"
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mi (read bio)
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neville the herbologist longbottom watching muggle films for the first time
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🎏 | autistic gay wizard
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i have this flavour of autism
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i was gonna say drarry boarding school au but erm.. they already... hogwarts....
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mi (read bio)
1 year
do you guys think harry would deny the fact he stalked draco, be embarrassed by it, or puff up his chest proudly like "yeah i stalked malfoy!! and I was right he WAS up to something"
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mi (read bio)
1 year
draco making breakfast for scorpius vs draco making breakfast for harry
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mi (read bio)
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draco turns into a cat and harry into a dog in a potions accident. cat draco and dog harry antagonize each other even when slytherins n gryffindors separate them, they always find a way to fight. then one day cat draco gets beaten by some students and harry becomes his guard dog
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mi (read bio)
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draco keeps pressuring harry to annul the contract and harry keeps making excuses and being lazy until draco SIGHS and hes like if im gonna be ur fiance u have to get me a 24 carat ring, a 2 year long engagement so he can apprentice for potions and two date nights a week
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mi (read bio)
1 year
harry after seeing widower dilf draco holding hands with toddler scorpius while they walk down the street for the first time
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mi (read bio)
1 year
jegulus that, drarry that. at the end of the day theyre all losers compared to scorbus because theyre actually canon
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student A: maybe talk to him to find out his interests?? harry: pass i know all of them already student B: how about sitting next to him until he gets used to you at lunch? harry: great 10 points to hufflepuff *proceeds to silently watch draco when hes next to him at meals*
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mi (read bio)
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I love how people have the specific dynamics for drarry based on their jobs. what are some dynamics you notice in fics? this is what I've seen: healer draco/auror harry DADA professor harry/potions master draco muggle job draco/jobless harry who stalks draco in his free time
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mi (read bio)
1 year
me at harry in a drarry fic when hes treating draco like shit despite draco trying his best
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mi (read bio)
1 year
harry using sectumsempra on draco is so heart aching because when eighth year rolls around draco thinks harry would never love him bc he hated him that much to do that to him. but harry thinks draco could never love him bc he scarred him and would never trust him ever
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mi (read bio)
1 year
Draco could totally be Draco Potter. But Harry could never be Harry Malfoy you get what im saying
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mi (read bio)
11 months
harry gets in touch with his roots and one of the things he does is watch random bollywood shows and movies because he loves how silly and dramatic it all is. draco has no experience with muggle media and thinks they're peak cinema
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mi (read bio)
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harry becoming dracos friend but not treating him like one is sooooo funny like "yes i cuddle my ex nemesis on the couch we're just touched starved" or describing him "yea dracos like the hottest person i've ever seen haha if no one takes him on a date i would. in a bro way"
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mi (read bio)
1 year
me when I see possessive draco: YAWN boring me when I see possessive harry:
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mi (read bio)
1 year
harry literally talks about draco like jamie talking about angeline from dear dumb diary
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mi (read bio)
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harry was put in the 1990s because he would have been too powerful in the 2010s if he had instagram and twitter to stalk draco on. think about how many alt accounts and screenshots of dracos timestamps or deleted posts harry would have...
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mi (read bio)
1 year
everyone is always like "draco in the muggle world" or "down and out draco" no I know he can adapt. mf I wanna see LUCIUS in the muggle world
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1 year
draco getting into muggle kpop bands and harry being INSANELY jealous like "why are you obsessed with these pretty men?? arent i a pretty man too?" he literally stands there stoically w draco at the concerts holding merch begrudgingly LMFAO he hates it
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the wizarding world couldnt believe the draco and harry are dating so they sound accidentally homophobic with their article titles with the vibes of a history book saying two guys were "just friends"
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mi (read bio)
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harry tries to stay away from draco post war cause he knows if he catches a glimpse of that blond hair, he will relapse into his malfoy obsession. even his friends subconsciously know and try to hide him but when draco walks past, harry relapses and starts stalking again 😭
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mi (read bio)
1 year
dark draco is cringe cause bffr that man cannot kill anyone and gets panic attacks at the thought of it. but dark harry is so real like yassss go king you deserve to snap for everything people put you through
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mi (read bio)
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harry makes headcanons for draco it drives everyone insane. eighth year everyones having a good time then suddenly harry is like "i bet malfoy loves well done steak and chews on average 7 times per bite lol" and everyone goes so silent
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mi (read bio)
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imagine draco starts stalking harry eighth year to figure out why he spoke for him and his mother at his trial. harry finds out draco is following his every move for some unknown reason and instead of being upset hes actually excited over it
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mi (read bio)
1 year
harry falling in love with draco at his absolute worst in drarry fics will always be unbeatable. draco got no money, no friends, no reputation with the whole world against him. all draci has is his broken self that harry will always love
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mi (read bio)
1 year
astoria would get draco pregnant I believe in her raw power
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mi (read bio)
1 year
harry has a thing for blonds. specifically white blond hair. though it cant be bleached, has to be all natural. cant be curly, has to be silky straight. not too dark or light. but that doesnt mean he has a thing for malfoy he just happens to be a beautiful natural white blond-
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mi (read bio)
1 year
this malfoy family take ate so hard I fainted
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mi (read bio)
1 year
harry trying to insult draco by saying "at least I dont have a flat arse" and dracos says "bitch where?" and pulls up his robes to reveal the fattest, juiciest plump arse harry has ever seen. harry is so silent and draco thinks hes won but harry is just. plotting...
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mi (read bio)
1 year
draco grey harry blue talking about ginny even though draco and harry arent even friends
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mi (read bio)
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au harry gets turned into a worm and thinks his life is fucking over but draco finds this worm on the sidewalk n takes it home. the spell breaks bc of true love (draco was missing harry irl) harry gets turned back into a human. So yes draco would love harry even if he was a worm
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mi (read bio)
1 year
draco posting thirst traps either for attention or as a joke and harry talks so much shit about it. but he lurks his page and when draco starts deleting cause theyre cringe, harry starts panicking and downloads every single one (for "blackmail purposes")
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mi (read bio)
1 year
harry thinks draco has a crush on him and starts acting crazy cause he doesnt know how to react. if its so weird why is he so happy??? 💀 meanwhile draco doesnt know why harry keeps messing with him he wants to be left tf alone eighth year 😭
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mi (read bio)
1 year
time travel fix it draco isnt harrys friend but checks up on him and sees dudley acting like he used to. draco puts him in his place but feels bad so he engages with him often to the point where dudley is like "hey harry idgaf but where is ur weird but pretty wizard classmate"
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mi (read bio)
1 year
i dont like harry slytherin fics because they always replace ron and hermione with dracos slytherin friends. they should have separate friend groups
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mi (read bio)
1 year
i love how draco intentionally antaognizes people by playing on things they already assume of him, esp in fics where he confronts ron or others that dont trust him like "yea im a scum death eater thats trying to manipulate harry great you found me out!!!"
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mi (read bio)
1 year
literally harry james potter after quitting aurors
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1 year
draco blue harry grey
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