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@dowderchowder got sent to permanent jail 💔 (25 she/her) #ALLCAPS #goavsgo
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Hey yall, this is dowderchowder. I got permanent twitter jail 💔 if you could please share so I can find previous moots that would be awesome! I incited an i*surrection against trouba and will be censoring everything now on 💀
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Capitals' nine-game point streak (7-0-2) comes to an end. Bad timing for them as everyone else in division played today and got at least one point other than Columbus (3-2 loss to VGK).
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Parker Wotherspoon laid a big hit on Will Smith along the boards, and Macklin Celebrini went AFTER him 😳😤
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Ryan Leonard should win the Hart Trophy for making the Capitals' power play look viable for like a week.
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I could be wrong but I don't think this is a good setup to have in front of your goalie
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Ok so the Avs do good at 4on4 so I vote whenever the get a pp they immediately commit a crime
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I haven't even turned on the caps game so I'm going to act like it didn't happen and continue watching the avs fight predators
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One time I went to a Christmas fair at a tiny Russian church and got some borscht and the stern old lady who sold it said "sour cream" and I said "no thank you" but she replied "not question."
one thing about being eastern european is that it’s not real soup unless there’s sour cream involved
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mack played 27 MINUTES 😭
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There ya go, Jack-o! Jack Drury makes it 2-0 Colorado with 9 seconds to go on the 4-v-4.
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I can't explain this reaction but fuck it gets me cackling every time
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How it feels not watching the caps game and knowing they are playing like shit
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the alexander ovechkin and nicklas backstrom life insurance commercial where ovi adds backy to their policy and ovi's real wife is there too because yeah that's her husband and her husband's husband
it’s so funny that shane’s ads in heated rivalry are all sexy and for cologne and underwear meanwhile actually nhl commercials are all just for banks and insurance lmao
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I'm not watching the game but see that a certain D pair were on ice for both jets goals 🧍🏻♀️
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The "Next: Mandani's socialist agenda" right by the headline is sending me
Fox tells Americans to buy artificial trees so Christmas tree farms can be used for data centers: "Everybody needs to get on board."
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