if you rely on stimulants after college to perform in the workplace you’re either: A) bad at your job B) estranged from your higher purpose & laboring against your true nature, hence the need for artificial propulsion

anybody have a direct line to tim cook i need to ask why my fuckass iphone feels like a pipe bomb every time i charge it after this liquid cum glass update

https://t.co/sCmctyTPZD

posting tickers with a selfie is the most feminine behavior imaginable “ohhhhh look at meeee…..this is what position im in🥺👉🏼👈🏼” ILL SHOW YOU A POSITION

get attached. get so attached to everything you love in the way that rearranges your nervous system. develop attachments so profound that you go insane when they’re inevitably ripped out of ur hands by the Forces of Change. and then get attached again.

i honestly can’t wait to have kids so i can allow them to have exactly zero say in their career path that’s gonna be so awesome

anybody need anything from the openai merch store while i’m there? perhaps some garlic? maybe a dinner plate upon which the garlic can be eaten?

in your 20s you’ll grind leetcode hard enough to get a nice big comfy faang job in silicon valley. it’s extremely important to ur lore that you quit in order to larp as a cartoon and gamble on the internet

it’s always good morning and never goon morning and i find that highly offensive

i was entirely unfamiliar w ben zhou’s game my bad honestly

every single morning i wake up and hit a peptide spread overlooking my olympic lap pool and then drink 16 matchas (so no one can confuse my caffeine addiction with performativeness) before i am physically able to sit down at computer all day

waited literally all year for like 6 SQL queries LFG🔥🚀

men are so quick to say “first date in a swimming pool!!!” but when it’s “first date in an MMA gym?” they go real fuckin quiet

PUT DOWN THE CHAT GPT. mainline so much caffeine and nicotine to write that white paper from a place in your soul that you barely understand a word of as you approach hallucinatory territory from too little sleep and too much raging . engage with academia the way God intended

unemployed individuals are the hardest working people I know it takes real, raw skill & guts to stay away from a 9-5, or more impressively, get fired repeatedly

i broke through on dmt and the green goblins were telling me to invest in siberian oil futures . do with this information what you will

imagine performatively reading Dostoevsky with a matcha in hand here

just found out the cycle of making money->engaging in self destructive behavior->losing money->going gym->making more money isn’t a human experience unique to my own lore. utterly devastated.

nooooo your ability to communicate solely through niche telegram sticker packs is sooooo unique and different … it’s the ones who can hold actual conversations who scare me