Stocks at all-time highs. Bitcoin at all-time highs. Gold at all-time highs. Blood pressure at all-time highs. Anxiety at all-time highs. Everything at all-time highs!

Kids imagining what life would be like at 40.

I played a lot of video games as a kid. Some were very violent. But my parents sat me down and talked to me. They made sure I understood the difference between real life and what I saw on my screen. They set limits and expectations of me. It’s about parenting more than anything.

Absolutely bonkers to have this in my hand. We’ve poured more than 2 years of hard work into this project and can’t wait for you to grab a copy. You’re going to live a happier life because of it.

If you see middle aged women with weighted vests walking around your home, congratulations! You live in a nice neighborhood where life isn’t hard enough so they have to add 12 pounds to feel alive.

Don’t compare yourself to others. Everyone is better than you.

BREAKING: The government

Men, if you think making money is the only way you can contribute to your family, I got news for you. We can do so much more to create greater fairness and happiness in our relationships. This week’s newsletter is for the boys. New on The Joint Account.

We don't need the government to shut down. We need the government to shut up.

getting the job: “hell yeah, let’s go!” doing the job: “no no no no no no.”

Give me coffee to change the things I can and alcohol to accept those I cannot.

Working for yourself is very hard. But if long days, constant stress, imposter syndrome, and uncertainty is the price to pay to be there for my kids, I’d happily pay 100x over. I’ll never get these days back.

Gentlemen, when your wife starts a sentence with, “When you get a chance…”, just go ahead and put your shoes on. She means now.

In one month, Money Together will be released. To say we're excited would be an understatement. We wrote this book to help couples live better, happier lives when it comes money. We truly want that for all of you. So, here's how you can help get our message out into the world:

Life is simple. All you need are friends, family, good health, and a Porsche 911 GT3.

I bet it’s good. Proud of my friend, @morganhousel. Go buy your copy now!

People are asking what my plans are for the weekend. I tell them I’m staying at home to enjoy my mortgage.

What’s the worst piece of financial advice you’ve ever received?

If I were God, I would have rested all 7 days.

BREAKING: Recession fears rise on better than expected economic growth