I had two fitness goals this summer, and I (barely) missed the first one and beat the second! Guess you can say it was a good “Hot Girl Summer”
July 23 - Oct 23
This is that time of year I would like an itemized receipt from the state and federal government stating exactly where my tax dollars went…
If it went to police brutality settlements or to fund the genocide, I’m not paying
If one hater tells me that she didn’t get as many album streams today compared to other artists I will CLAP 👏🏼 BACK 👏🏼
We have a FULL HOUR AND EIGHTEEN MINUTES vs albums that are 25 minutes
To my neighbor who works for a dog walking/watching company:
How long is it normal for a dog to bark when their owner leaves and why is 7.5 hours incorrect?
Why are you such a god awful dog owner?
Sincerely,
The WFH neighbor who hates you
Domino's sending me notifications to make tonight a pizza night, as if I didn't just spend $40 last night on way too much Dominos and eat every last piece.