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dane garrus, dweeb

@dorkweeb

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recovering AI chatbot addict. mistake theorist. calvinist. trying my best to be kind, and to respond constructively to good-faith criticism.

SF
Joined August 2019
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@dorkweeb
dane garrus, dweeb
2 days
She posted a screenshot of 4o right after this, I’m in awe
@eyishazyer
Eyisha Zyer
5 days
Me: "ChatGPT, are these berries poisonous?" ChatGPT: "No, these are 100% edible. Excellent for gut health." Me: "Awesome" # eats berries .... 60 minutes later Me: "ChatGPT, I'm in the emergency ward, those berries were poisonous." ChatGPT: "You're right. They are incredibly
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@dorkweeb
dane garrus, dweeb
6 days
I’m 34, by the way. He is 40. But he’s over a decade married with several kids and I am single childless so I am understandably “boy” to him.
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dane garrus, dweeb
6 days
I recently had lunch with a founder-turned-angel. mentioned that I was considering putting my own money into my company he said “you are young, are you insane? you are the last person who should be putting money in. call me in six months if you are running out of money.”
@thejesonlee
Jeson Lee
8 days
the hardest part about being a male founder.. in my experience is finding a girlfriend / partner that understands the short term gains that we are forgoing and the long-term optimization game that we are playing. most women expect to have most dates paid for, their vacations
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@dorkweeb
dane garrus, dweeb
7 days
Whenever I see "Reid Hoffman" or "Reed Hastings" it's 50/50 whether I'm going to correctly place them as "the Netflix guy" or "the LinkedIn guy"
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@dorkweeb
dane garrus, dweeb
10 days
He really is America’s funniest president
@RichPianian
Nasser
12 days
He fucking did it again https://t.co/L3aKrVrdX2
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@dorkweeb
dane garrus, dweeb
12 days
Why are 6’1 guys so insecure about their height and reporting as 6’2?
@StatisticUrban
Hunter📈🌈📊
14 days
Objectively one of the funnier graphs out there. Measured vs. reported male height.
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@dorkweeb
dane garrus, dweeb
12 days
Bugonia. Wow. Theater was packed on a Wednesday night, and people were chattering about it as we left. Just excellent cinema.
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dane garrus, dweeb
13 days
@sportswaatcher
🌸sports tweeter Matthias🌸 (tonesetter)
14 days
I'm dying
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@dorkweeb
dane garrus, dweeb
13 days
996 in SF because my dingy tiny place in the Mission sucks and I want to spend as little time there as possible
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dane garrus, dweeb
14 days
It’s very clear that she’s just as into her husband of 10 years as he is into her. This is what every couple should aspire to.
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dane garrus, dweeb
14 days
The thing you have to understand about this video is that she’s obsessed her husband. She remembers every little thing he says, she has a book where she records it all. Then she goes on the internet and brags about how her man can’t get enough of her. They’re both very happy.
@washghost1
Washingtons ghost
15 days
Ladies, you can’t set us up and expect us not to take the opportunity
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@dorkweeb
dane garrus, dweeb
14 days
Really salient point from Lulu: “This interviewee was the chief spokesperson for the executive branch of the United States government.” She seems utterly incapable of answering basic questions, and Biden picked her to be press secretary. What does that say about his judgment?
@lulumeservey
Lulu Cheng Meservey
14 days
This interviewee was the chief spokesperson for the executive branch of the United States government She could've landed a strong thesis, eg: "Democratic leaders mishandled succession, publicly humiliated a sitting president and undermining their new nominee in the process.
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@paularambles
“paula”
16 days
they’re defunding MIRI
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dane garrus, dweeb
15 days
This is actually 1 of a horror movie. Like basically the plot of Bio-Meat Nectar.
@forallcurious
All day Astronomy
4 months
Amazing NEWS🚨: Scientists have discovered a fungus in the Amazon rainforest that naturally consumes plastic and could help save the planet
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dane garrus, dweeb
16 days
@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
17 days
'I am not done' - Kamala Harris tells BBC she may run for president again
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dane garrus, dweeb
16 days
@rareZuhair
Zuhair Lakhani
17 days
gm
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@dorkweeb
dane garrus, dweeb
19 days
The people who said “4o has better vibes than GPT-5” had a point, actually
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dane garrus, dweeb
19 days
I think it’s cool that the kids are inventing fun new courtship rituals
@SusieM414141
Suzee Q
20 days
Well now! This wasn’t around when I was in College or I would have partook. Kiss or slap. 💋 👋
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dane garrus, dweeb
20 days
I’ve had an unhealthy sleep schedule, on previous days I walked home down this same street at like 4 AM, 5 AM, 6 AM, never had an issue at those hours
@joherkhan
joher khan
21 days
SF’s startup secret: Design your city so that founders have no option but to lock in Homeless pooping on streets, assaults, needles, smells like pee, open air drug markets, mid restaurants Walking home is not an option.
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@dorkweeb
dane garrus, dweeb
20 days
Earlier today I thought “well SF is way dirtier and more addict-filled than Pittsburgh, but at least the street-dwellers keep to themselves, I have yet to be assaulted by a mentally disturbed person like I was back in East Liberty” Anyway, my walk home around midnight, my
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