excuse me how the FUCK ??

account: hi friend! me:

“depressed advertising copywriter working late and drinking scotch, digital art”

what dall-e generated for “executive creative director with arms folded, wearing a black shirt” lololol

skipping my own ads is self care

Belong to a country.  Belong to yourself.  Belong together.  Dispel #TheMyth of the Model Minority keeping us apart.  From the creators of @callitcovid

if you describe a brand as "iconic" in the writeup your client will be flattered and still kill your ideas

remember: deadlines can ~always~ be pushed and nothing due "ASAP" is more important than your mental health. don't be afraid to speak up if you need time and space; kind, empathic leaders will understand and accommodate.

#RoeVWade being overturned is unacceptable. OkCupid has proudly supported reproductive rights for years, and we’re not stopping now. Gender equality is at stake and more brands need to step up. Tag a brand you want to see take action and sign https://t.co/vNANqnhBL4.

@dongtent When I learned this, I was 10 times more respected at work. Speaking up sometimes results in respect.

remember: deadlines can ~always~ be pushed and nothing due "ASAP" is more important than your mental health. don't be afraid to speak up if you need time and space; kind, empathic leaders will understand and accommodate.

brands and agencies that claim to move "at the speed of culture" where you at????

who are your favorite up-and-coming comedy directors? asking for myself

case studies love to flaunt stats like "our product sold out in XX hours/minutes/days" but what they don't tell you is they only made 20 pieces available to purchase

clients when the ad opens on a title card and has product within the first 3 seconds

other common signs of fake work: - low budget executions that run entirely social/digital, in low-cost OOH spaces, or as a print ad in a single paper - fake tweets, oftentimes posted from agency employee handles - badly photoshopped mockups in case studies anything i'm missing?

the following project is a perfect example of fake award bait. 1. it was PR'ed in early april 2. it claims to solve a huge societal problem 3. there are no progress updates, no scientific research, nothing. it was entirely fabricated for the case study. https://t.co/jYsEuhwYpo

the cannes submission deadline is april 14, meaning the next 2 weeks will feature a deluge of fake work/scam case studies as agencies scramble to enter as many things as possible for 2022. just something to keep in mind as you read about new work in the trades and on linkedin!

narrator: there was no next time

i’m picturing all of brand twitter furiously unscheduling their iwd tweets for fear of the @PayGapApp qt and it’s giving me life

you may think this is fake but it’s very, very real https://t.co/qrS2PuGtN7