dondada mama
@dondadamama
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I tweet for the people who mistake the beginning of Miss Independent for Romping Shop.
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Joined February 2017
“A Toronto man is more likely to open up than the Eglinton line”.
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I am so tired of arguing on phone calls. I feel like I spent the entire week fighting for my life.
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They all do ✨.
when she Asian I be singing like Fabo at the end of Tatted Up.
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I went to the chiropractor LAST WEEK and got adjusted. Just for her to tell me today that this is the most tense she’s ever felt me. Stress will really kill you.
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I am so glad my kids are funny 😭 I’d put them up for adoption if they weren’t cause they def couldnt be mine.
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RT @ThatDudeMCFLY: The days are long and the years are short, stay present and grateful for it all.
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That is OUR baby 💕.
Soooo grateful for my village; the love my daughter recieves just makes my heart melt sometimes 🥹🤍.
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Summer is NEVER over when you don’t have kids 😂.
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RT @Iamivy05: i tolerate people and things until i’m very much resentful towards them.
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Imagine you have to repost screenshots from the active parent’s social media to “celebrate” your child’s milestones 🤭 Shame.
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RT @therealALIZAY: Martha would love something that squirts in her mouth 💦.
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RT @Iamivy05: my mom just told me “there is no point in arguing with someone who does not have an open mind. people with a close minded men….
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😵💫 my head is spinning from trying to understand why people think they can play with me.
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It’s ok I have baby sitters lined up for you when you pop some out 💕.
My friend’s kids are going to high school & I still don’t have one 😭.
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