Dogs doing things
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Dogs imitating life, courting death.
Joined March 2010
Dogs going back to the future and immediately making excuses.
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Dogs shouting to a firing squad, “This could have been a totally different type of communication.”.
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Dogs waking bolt upright in the middle of the night, gasping, "Always has been.".
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Dogs pitching a panel of venture capitalists, "It's an app that makes you older every time you look at it.".
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Dogs going back to the future and immediately standing trial.
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Dogs punching you in the face, explaining, "Hello we are your bank.".
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Dogs stammering, “I— I—“ and confessing at last, “I fucked the Merovingian kings of France.”.
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Dogs watching as a mushroom cloud blossoms along the horizon and welcoming the embrace of the blast wave as it rends flesh from bone, observing, "Once more, with feeling!".
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Dogs gesturing vaguely toward all existence, observing, "Rides and attractions—" and gesturing vaguely in the other direction, adding, "Nonstop actions.".
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Dogs considering all existence and wondering aloud, "Could I not?".
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Dogs lying dead under a gravestone reading “I WOKE UP LIKE THIS.”.
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Dogs going back in time to kill whoever invented the internet.
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Dogs going back to the future to explain what a landlord was, "A landlord was a person who was guilty of precrime.".
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Dogs lighting you on fire and shouting in your face, “I MOVED YOUR CHEESE.”.
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Dogs wondering aloud in the Situation Room, "Are we the baddies?".
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Dogs announcing, "IF YOU WERE WAITING FOR A SIGN—" and punching you in the face, adding, "THIS IS IT.".
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Dogs reading the nightly news and pausing to listen to a producer through an earpiece before interrupting, "This just in—America is the land of snitches.".
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Dogs explaining to a disengaged smartphone, “I’ll kill you all.”.
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