Scott
@dob86
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Leicester, England
Joined March 2009
This account is going on (hopefully permanent) hiatus. See last 2 tweets. I’m on the blue sky place as per my bio. Maybe I’ll return after the next Vergangenheitsbewältigung.
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It’s sad because the jokes and the medic chat and football banter is all still great but the level of decency here has just proudly tanked.
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I’m sorry. If this reported tweet doesn’t meet the definition of poor conduct, I’m out of here. You’re welcome to this grimy little fash circle jerk.
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Me in 2029 when all the current Trump staffers write their memoirs & tell us they never liked him from the get go.
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40 hours later once I’ve figured out the grind: #ELDENRING
Right, I’ve given 5 hours to Elden Ring and having to tap out despite every gamer i know telling me not to. I can’t. Hate it. I’ve got nowhere, learned nowt, beaten no one and seemingly no further in the story. ?skill issue but don’t care. I want to enjoy games. This is work.
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So, most of the non-fiction I’ve been reading recently can be distilled into “Here is a big problem with the world”. And folks, I think I’ve noticed a pattern.
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My boomer opinion is fast becoming “shops should have a phone number I can call to check if they have a service i need” Using a rubbish chat bot then just chancing it was not good. However the lads in the bike repair at Putney Road @Halfords_uk are brilliant.
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Ah NHSE getting abolished should set off some “hot take” alarm in me. But it hasn’t. The clipboard will just have a different logo on it. I think this is my 4th “NHS shakeup” and I’ve only seen poor staffing and infrastructure.
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You can start your party at 6 pm instead of 9 pm and be just as cool.
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Been concerned about foreign invasions since the huns 👀
I have no idea how these absolute crackpots can hold that up and not literally implode with the embarrassment of it all. That is the most cringeworthy thing that Scottish football has ever done 😂
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Having a 2010 “analogue” car never struggles for signal to play music, never locks me out randomly, never gets hacked. I love my i30.
I just want a car that is 0% computer
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Ex-Tory mayor 'died in drug den with plastic bag over head tied to chair for sexual pleasure' https://t.co/TP3PCgrHkG
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